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That's
me...Sargy J. Cat! Don't you think I'm gorgeous? Of course
you do! That's my favorite toy with me in the picture;
my stupid human thinks it smells like shit. He should take a whiff of himself,
sometime.
Speaking of humans, here he is! Master of seduction and
persuasion; ha! I have him wrapped around my little paw;
you can take that to the bank. Personally, I don't understand
his obsession with screwing; ever since he took me to the vet I don't
even think of it anymore!
Here's another shot of me! God, I'm gorgeous! My owner says if
I could learn to walk on a leash, I'd be the perfect chick
magnet! What a fucking asshole!
Here it is; my favorite place in the WHOLE world - my
scat box! This year, I set another world's record for
tossing my litter around. I enjoy this activity, as it
gives my human a taste of what it's like when someone's always
tossing shit around. He seems to do this all the time
on this "Internet" of his. Hu-mans; you can't live with
them and you can't kill 'em either!
Another one of my favorite things; no that's not a turd,
stupid. It's my mouse! I've rubbed it in my scat so
much though, that it sure SMELLS like shit! For laughs,
I like to drop it on assholes bed when I know he's bringing
a "chick" home after doing his "seduction" stuff. Ha ha ha!
What a jerk!
One last shot of the moron indulging one of his fantasies.
Will someone who knows how to open a can of cat food, do
me a favor, and shoot this fool?
Click Here to E-mail me:sargy@seduction.com
