This picture shows me, the ol' scoopin' dude. Hiya kids.

I'd like to mention that the Fun House is always changin'... ... So far, we've had completely dissatisfied customers. So come back soon and I will taunt you a second time.

To avoid getting lost in the Hall-o-Mirrors© here at the Fun House, use this quick index.

[ Lack of Nudity | Violence | Adult Situations | Copyright Violations | Games | E-Mail | Humor | Good Clean Fun ]

Lack of Nudity A Christmas present from your favorite Uncle Here are about forty candid celebrity shots and other interesting images. 12/16 Link to free supermodels pages. You must be patient, but this is a pretty good link. 12/16 Link to free celebrities page. Some junk, some fake, but some good. Victor Hugo? What's next for the new "mature" Disney? Entrance exam for the Key Kyser Kollege of Karnal Knowledge Click here to see some beaver The most beautiful image of the week. Dian Parkinson. The most interesting fake of the week. Sandra Bullock. Rookie of the week. Image never seen before. Cybill Beautiful "older" woman of the week. Nancy Sinatra Beautiful "classic" images. Monroe and Mira Sorvino as Monroe Contest! Are you the ultimate celebrity detective? Find out. Tennis, anyone? The top two female players...showing their excellent form. Tennis, anyone? And if you like tennis, here's Sabatini, too. Rodman is gone. Now we've got Kennedy's galore [ Back to Index ]












Entertainment and Computers

The world's stupidest search engine. A very handy catalogue of animated images to spiff up your pages. Join Wrong Gal for hard, hard trivia. Fun, too. Speaking of trivia, forty English words that end in "gry" Speaking of trivia, ten movie quotes. Can anybody get all ten? Stupid Java tricks. (Mucho kuul icons, though!) Stupid JavaScript tricks. Actually a pretty neat application. The computer insults you personally. A brief illustration of security concerns. If you are really interested in web security. this page is your bible. Funny, too. A tutorial on newsgroups for beginners. Play Tic Tac Toe with Andy [ Back to Index ]













Humor Click here for reasons why Kirk is better than Picard Here for differences between Martian life and ours Click here for the "Star Wars Rules" State slogans that never made it to the license plates. Deep Thoughts, from Jack Handy. Funniest things Bart writes on the blackboard. (And GREAT Simpson's reference) Why do 24 hour stores have locks? If you don't like Penn and Teller, you just ain't right. Once, there was a place called Uncle Andy's Fun House. I miss him. Letterman's Top 10 Least Favorite Breakfast Cereals MST 3000 Home Page. These guys make me laugh. The Wierd Al Page. Kept by band member "Bermuda" Schwartz. The computer writes a Dennis Miller routine! I love this page. [ Back to Index ]









Adult Situations Click here for the ad campaign for Fokking Beer We swipe Carlin's material, too! The silliest "dirty" expressions. Things Carlin would say if he could speak Russian. Click here for the top movies with "Penis"in the title Kicked out of every decent church? The Church of the Sub-Genius is your kinda guys. Joe Bob reviews hisself "Rumplestiltskin" for breasts and stuff. [ Back to Index ]





















Copyright Violations Marlboro Medium...killin' you softly. Funny ad parody. The mAcrosoft Network? Microshaft Exploder The Microsnot home page. Very well done. The Microsuck hate page. The Microshit home page The Bill Gates diaries Bill Gates' new baby. [ Back to Index ]












Violence The Barry Manilow Page. What more can you say?? Do not click on Gumby. I beg of you. In the name of God. Who framed OJ Simpson? Could Mr. Clean kick Mr. T's butt? This and other computer simulations. High atop Mt. Scoopy, ScoopCo creates jokes, nudity, and cod-sticks. Endangered feces. Their domain is www.poop.com. Don't click here unless you're Dave North This is the dedicated staff of ScoopCo (our family). [ Back to Index ]













E-Mail

You can comment and respond to UncleScoopy@msn.com

It's.............E-MAIL TIME

Do you see a button here? If so, continue to send e-mail. If not, wake up and smell the JAVA, buddy.

---

What is your name?

Robin of Camelot

Lancelot of Camelot

Arthur, King of the Britains

I am French. I fart in your general direction.

---

And what is your quest?

I seek the Holy Grail

Does this bridge have a restroom?

I don't know

---

And what is the weight/flight ratio of a swallow?

---

Message Body:

---

(Indicate which action you wish to take.)

All of your answers will be appended to whatever else you type in your e-mail form

---

Send this note to: unclescoopy@msn.com Pat Morita Regis and Kathy Lee

[ Back to Index ]





Good Clean Fun

---

---

---

---

There are a lot of things here. Good clean fun is not among them.

---

---

---

---

[ Back to Index ]

---

Count on new server:

Count for top ten list, no duplicates