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Earth | Lifestyle | Peace | Pro-choice / Feminism | Social / Political | Spiritual


Earth


# 001     Another Friend Of Ishmael’s
# 002     Be Green
# 003     Be Kind To Animals - Don’t Eat Them
# 004     Compost Happens
# 005     Defend The Earth
# 006     Defend The Last Stand - America’s Ancient Forest
# 336     Deforestation - The Doorway To Hell
# 007     Don’t Nuke Our Food, Stop Food Irradiation
# 008     Don’t Waste Our Future, Recycle (w/Recycle Logo)
# 334     Drive & Pollute
# 364     Earth (in oval)
# 010     Everyday Is Earth Day
# 391     Extinct Is Forever
# 011     Give Earth A Chance
# 012     Go Organic - Pesticides Don’t Know When To Stop Killing
# 013     Go Solar
# 014     Go Vegetarian
# 015     Good Planets Are Hard To Find
# 016     Help Fight Cancer End Environmental Pollution
# 335     Honk If You Like Wetlands
# 017     Honor Mother Earth
# 018     Humans Aren't The Only Species On Earth - We Just Act Like It
# 332     I Don't Eat Anything With A Face
# 019     Its A Small Planet, Recycle (w/Recycle Logo)
# 020     Just Say No! To Pesticides. Buy Organically Grown Food
# 021     Love Animals Don't Eat Them
# 022     Love Your Mother (w/earth)
# 023     Meat Is Dead
# 024     Meat Makes Me Sick
# 025     More Jobs? What About Less People?
# 026     No Offshore Drilling (w/Oil Derrick)
# 027     Nuclear Free Zone (5" Round)
# 028     Nuclear Waste Is Our Gift To The Future
# 029     Once Is Not Enough Recycle (w/Recycle Logo)
# 030     One Planet One Future
# 031     Overpopulation...Too Much Of A Good Thing
# 032     Paper From Paper - Not From Trees
# 380     People Who Abuse Animals Rarely Stop There
# 033     Plants & Animals Disappear To Make Room For Your Fat Ass
# 034     Protect Our Environment
# 035     Question Internal Combustion
# 036     Recycle
# 037     Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Restore
# 038     Rescue The Rainforests
# 039     Save Endangered Species (w/Tiger)
# 040     Save Our Salmon
# 041     Save The Humans
# 042     Save The Rainforest
# 043     Start Seeing Bicycles
# 044     Stop Nuclear Testing Now
# 045     Support Organic Farmers
# 046     Support Your Local Planet (w/recycle Logo)
# 390     Take Nothing But Pictures, Leave Nothing But Footprints
# 047     Teach Respect For The Earth And All Living Creatures
# 048     The Earth Can No Longer Afford The Rich
# 049     The Earth Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Earth
# 050     The Hole In The Ozone Is Directly Related To The Hole In Your Head
# 051     Think Globally Act Locally
# 333     Torturing One Animal Is Cruelty, Torturing Many Animals Is Science?
# 052     Toxic Pollution Makes Us All Endangered Species
# 053     Vegetarians Taste Better
# 054     Walk In Balance
# 055     War Is The Real Enemy
# 056     We All Live Downstream
# 057     We All Live Downwind

Lifestyle

   
# 058     (Rainbow)
# 059     (Yin Yang Symbol)
# 060     A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose
# 061     Attitudes Are The Real Disability
# 062     Bandage (Looks Like A Big Bandage - For Car Boo-boos)
# 063     Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All
# 064     Boycott Homophobia
# 065     Celebrate Diversity
# 067     Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It!
# 068     Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are
# 069     Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers
# 070     Courtesy Is Contagious
# 071     Creative People Must Be Stopped
# 072     Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-life Crisis
# 074     Dare To Think For Yourself!
# 363     Diversity Is Our Strength
# 075     Don't Postpone Joy
# 076     Encourage Your Hopes Not Your Fears
# 077     Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights
# 078     Fight Aids Not People With Aids
# 079     Fight Prime Time, Read A Book
# 080     Follow Your Bliss
# 081     Hang Up And Drive
# 082     Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse
# 083     Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
# 084     Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
# 085     Honk, If You Are Codependent
# 369     Honor Diversity
# 350     I Can't Go To Work Today - The Voices Said, "Stay Home & Clean The Guns"
# 345     I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To Do
# 086     I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money
# 087     If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention
# 088     I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat
# 089     Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge (w/Einstein)
# 399     Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
# 090     It's Never Ok To Hit A Child
# 348     Just Say No To Ritalin
# 091     Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way
# 092     Mean People Suck
# 093     Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open
# 094     Not All Who Wander Are Lost
# 346     Strive To Be Unique - Find Yourself Alone
# 095     Support Your Local Extra-Terrestrial
# 096     Television Is Drugs
# 347     Television Ruined My Life
# 097     The Arts Are Not A Luxury
# 349     The Truly Educated Never Graduate
# 098     UFO's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist
# 383     Value All Families
# 099     Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over
# 100     Visualize Using Your Turn Signals
# 101     Where Are We Going - And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
# 102     Why Be Normal

Peace

   
# 103     All The Arms We Need (w/Two Kids Hugging)
# 104     An Idea Whose Time Has Come (w/Peace Sign)
# 105     Another Family For Peace
# 106     Another Woman For Peace
# 107     Arms Are For Hugging
# 108     Back By Popular Demand (w/Peace Sign)
# 109     Be All You Can Be. Work For Peace.
# 110     Bread Not Bombs (4" Round)
# 111     Build Ramps Not Bombs
# 112     Create Peace (w/Dove)
# 113     Cut Military Spending Rebuild America
# 114     Do We Fear Our Enemies More Than We Love Our Children
# 365     Eracism
# 116     Feed The People Not The Pentagon
# 117     Free Tibet
# 366     Freedom Is Never Voluntarily Given By The Oppressor, It Must Be Demanded By The Oppressed. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
# 118     Give Peace A Chance
# 119     Hatred Is Not A Family Value
# 120     Honor Veterans No More War
# 370     Honor Vets, Wage Peace
# 121     If Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Shoot Their Kids Accidentally
# 122     If You Want Peace Work For Justice
# 123     Increase The Peace
# 124     It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money And They Need & The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale To Buy A Bomber
# 374     Kids Learn What They Live. Stop Violence Everywhere
# 125     Let Peace Begin With Me
# 126     Military Spending Is Killing Us
# 127     No Justice No Peace
# 128     No Nuclear Weapons
# 130     Nuclear Weapons, May They Rust In Peace
# 131     Peace & Freedom Thru Non-violent Action
# 132     Peace & Justice
# 133     Peace (in Hebrew, English, & Arabic)
# 134     Peace (in Nine Languages W/Dove)
# 135     Peace (Multicolored)
# 404     Peace Be With You
# 136     Peace Begins When The Hungry Are Fed
# 378     Peace Cannot Be Kept By Force. It Can Only Be Achieved By Understanding. - Albert Einstein
# 137     Peace Is Possible (w/Dove)
# 138     Peace On Earth (w/Earth)
# 139     Peace Through Music
# 140     Peace Through Strength Is Producing Neither
# 377     Peace Thru Equality. Stop Sexism & Racism
# 141     Practice Nonviolence
# 142     Practice Nonviolence (w/Dove)
# 338     Pro-Veteran / Anti-War
# 381     Sow Justice, Reap Peace
# 143     Sow The Seeds Of Peace & Justice
# 144     Talks Not Troops
# 145     Teach Peace
# 146     Test Peace Not Nuclear Weapons
# 147     There's No Way To Peace. Peace Is The Way
# 148     Think Peace (w/Dove)
# 149     Unite For Peace
# 151     Visualize Whirled Peas
# 150     Visualize World Peace
# 152     Wage Peace
# 153     War Doesn't Show Who's Right Just Who's Left
# 154     War Is Costly Peace Is Priceless
# 386     War Sucks. Why Fight It?
# 337     What Wisdom Can You Find Greater Than Kindness? - Rousseau
# 155     Whatever You Do May Seem Insignificant, But It Is Most Important That You Do It - Gandhi
# 156     Why Encourage Violence? Don't Buy War Toys
# 385     Why Is There Always Money For War, But Not For Education?
# 384     Work For Peace And Social Justice
# 157     World Peace (w/Smile Face)
# 158     World Peace Begins At Home
# 159     You Cannot Simultaneously Prevent And Prepare For War (w/Einstein)
# 160     You Can't Hug A Child With Nuclear Arms
# 387     Your Hate Becomes You

Pro-choice / Feminism

   
# 161     A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle
# 217     A World Of Wanted Children Would Make A Difference
# 162     Against Abortion? Don't Have One
# 163     Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy
# 361     Against Abortion? Promote Family Planning
# 164     Another Man Against Violence Against Women
# 165     Another Woman In Charge
# 166     Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child
# 167     Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself
# 395     Choice
# 168     Defend Reproductive Freedom
# 169     Every Mother Is A Working Mother
# 170     Feminism Is The Radical Notion That Women Are People
# 171     Feminism Spoken Here
# 172     Free Your Mind Of Sexism
# 173     Freedom Means Choice
# 174     God Is Coming And Is She Pissed
# 175     Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
# 176     I Support Breast Cancer Research
# 177     If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Baby?
# 178     If You Feel Attacked By Feminism, Its Probably A Counter Attack
# 179     I'm Pro-Choice And I Vote
# 360     In Goddess We Trust
# 180     Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers
# 181     Keep Abortion Legal & Safe
# 182     Keep Your Laws Off My Body
# 183     Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society
# 184     Listen To Women - For A Change
# 185     Men Can Stop Rape
# 186     Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality
# 187     My Other Car Is A Broom
# 188     Never Another Battered Woman
# 189     No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs
# 190     Oh, So That Explains The Difference In Our Salaries
# 352     Peace On Earth - Good Will Towards Women
# 191     Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse
# 192     Pro-Child Pro-Choice Pro-Family
# 193     Pro-Child Pro-Family
# 396     Pro-Child, Pro-Choice
# 194     Pro-Choice Keep Abortion Safe & Legal
# 195     Pro-Choice Pro-Child (3"? Round)
# 196     Pro-Choice. Pro-Child. Every Child A Wanted Child
# 197     Pro Choice And Proud Of It
# 199     Real Men Don't Use Violence
# 200     Reproductive Rights For All Women
# 201     Sexism Is A Social Disease
# 202     Stop The War Against Women
# 203     Support Family Planning
# 204     Support Your Local Feminist
# 205     The Best Man For The Job May Be A Woman
# 206     Thelma And Louise Live
# 207     They're Not Hot Flashes...They're Power Surges
# 208     Towanda!
# 209     U.S. Out Of My Uterus
# 210     Unspoken Traditional Family Values…" Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest…Break The Tradition!
# 211     Uppity Women Unite
# 212     Vote For Choice
# 213     We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe & Legal
# 214     What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand?
# 215     Wild Women Don't Get The Blues
# 351     Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One
# 216     Women Unite Take Back The Night

Social / Political

   
# 218     (Handgun W/slash Through It)
# 219     5% Of The World's People Consume A Third Of Its Resources & Make Nearly Half The Waste. That 5% Is Us
# 220     Abolish Racism
# 221     Action=Life Silence=Death
# 403     Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers
# 359     Alone We Can Do So Little Together We Can Do So Much. - Helen Keller
# 341     America - Land Of Opportunists
# 222     Arms Are For Hugging (w/Handgun With Slash Thru It)
# 342     Boost The Stockmarket - Fire Someone
# 223     Boycott Wal-mart
# 362     Cancer Cures Smoking
# 224     Cure Aids
# 339     Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs
# 226     Dare To Speak The Truth To Power
# 227     Defunding Education Is Defeating The Future
# 228     Dole Is Just Bananas
# 229     Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence
# 230     Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All
# 397     Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Nader
# 231     Don't Drive Under The Influence
# 232     Don't Drive Unless You're Sober Please
# 233     Don't Legislate Hate. Fight The Right
# 234     Education Prevents Prisons
# 235     Elect Mcgovern '72
# 357     Emancipate Yourself From Mental Slavery. None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds. - Bob Marley
# 236     Empty The Prisons, Make Room For Congress
# 237     End Racism
# 238     Everyone Makes A Difference
# 239     Fight Racism
# 240     Flush Rush
# 241     Free Leonard Peltier
# 242     Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican
# 243     Fulfill The Dream (w/Martin Luther King Jr.)
# 244     Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind
# 367     Get Corporations Off Welfare
# 245     Good Shit Happens
# 246     Good Things Happen
# 247     Have You Been Limbaughtomized?
# 248     Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege
# 249     Homeopathy Heals Harmlessly
# 250     Homophobia Is A Social Disease
# 394     Honor Teachers
# 251     Honor Treaty Rights
# 252     Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege
# 253     Hugs Not Drugs
# 254     I Believe Rush Limbaugh...2+2=5
# 371     I Break For Stop Signs
# 393     I Embarrass My Offspring
# 255     I Love My Country - But Fear My Government
# 256     I Think, Therefore I Don't Listen To Rush Limbaugh
# 257     I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism
# 343     If God Had Intended Us To Vote - We'd Have Been Given Candidates
# 258     If Progress Means To Move Forward, What Does Congress Mean?
# 259     If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left
# 260     If The People Lead Eventually The Leaders Will Follow
# 261     If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
# 262     If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance
# 263     If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't
# 264     I'm Straight But Not Narrow
# 265     Imagine No Handguns
# 376     In A Time Of Universal Deceit, Telling The Truth Is A Revolutionary Act. - George Orwell
# 398     Indian Country
# 266     Invest In America...Buy A Congressman
# 372     It Is Not Our Differences That Divide Us. It Is Our Inability To Recognize, Accept & Celebrate Those Differences.
# 373     It Takes A Whole Village To Raise A Child
# 340     Just Say "No" To One Word Solutions
# 375     Kids Need Encouragement Everyday
# 267     Kids Need Praise Every Day
# 268     Kill Your Television
# 269     Let's Cure Aids
# 270     Live Simply That Others My Simply Live
# 271     Lobotomies For Republicans - It's The Law
# 272     Love Makes A Family
# 273     Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids
# 274     May All Be Fed, End World Hunger
# 275     Murder Is Not Pro-life
# 276     Mute Newt
# 277     National Health Care Now
# 278     Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World
# 279     New World Order Same Old Lies
# 280     Newt Happens
# 281     No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed
# 282     Nobody For President
# 283     None For The Road
# 284     Oink If You Love Rush
# 285     Organize
# 392     Our National Health Plan - Don't Get Sick
# 286     Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason
# 287     Poverty Is Violence
# 379     Practice Organized Resistance & Conscious Acts Of Solidarity
# 288     Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts Of Beauty
# 289     Question Assumptions
# 290     Question Authority
# 291     Question Reality
# 356     Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination
# 292     Robin Hood Was Right
# 293     Rush Is Reich
# 294     Single Payer Health Care
# 295     Stop Hate Crimes Honor Diversity
# 296     Stop Racist Attacks
# 297     Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
# 299     Support Your Local Economy, Sustainable Economic Power Begins At Home
# 344     The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts
# 300     The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong
# 301     The Media Are Only As Liberal As The Conservative Businesses That Own Them
# 302     The More You Know The Less You Need
# 303     The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance
# 304     The Right Is Wrong
# 305     The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
# 358     Tobacco Sucks The Life Out Of You!
# 382     Tobacco Sucks The Life Out Of Your Lungs
# 307     U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare
# 308     Under Republicans, Man Exploited Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite
# 309     Unite Against Racism
# 310     Use Condom Sense
# 311     Who Owns You?
# 312     Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?
# 313     Will Be President For Food
# 388     Your Ignorance Is Their Power
# 389     Your Silence Will Not Protect You

Spiritual

   
# 314     Born Again Pagan
# 315     Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car?
# 317     Create A Miracle
# 355     Darwin (footed fish)
# 368     God Favors No Group, Only Religions Do That.
# 318     God, Protect Me From Your Followers
# 319     If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question?
# 320     If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran
# 321     It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood
# 322     It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour
# 323     Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy
# 324     Jesus Was A Liberal
# 325     Keep Hope Alive
# 400     Last Time We Mixed Politics With Religion… People Got Burned At The Stake
# 402     Moral Fiber Leads To Righteous Regularity
# 326     My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
# 327     My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
# 353     Religious Freedom Means Any Religion
# 401     Sorry I Missed Church, I've Been Busy Practicing Witchcraft And Becoming A Lesbian
# 329     The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot
# 330     Think Good Thoughts
# 354     Those Who Abondon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours
# 331     Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists


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