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There is a lot of fear that some person reading this homepage will
interpret this random babble from an astronomer stuck at the South Pole
as the official policy of the Department of Astronomy and Astrophysics at
the University of Chicago. So, it is with great pains that I announce
that though my words and pictures be well constructed and of universal
significance, they in no way reflect those of the Department of Astronomy
and Astrophysics at the University of Chicago. These words do, however,
reflect the policy of the U.S. government, the free world, all sentient
beings--past or present--and now (thanks to modern data compression
software) the voice of GOD the almighty! Everybody, worship me! Worship
me! HA HA HA HA...