Xena's New Year Resolutions!

Xena's Top Ten New Year Resolutuions

10. Kill Joxer (she's put it off long enough)

9. Keep her killing limit down to 10 warlords a month.

8. To keep Gabby away from the nutbread.

7. Limit out of body switches to two per season.

6. As usual no #6 (dont ask why just tradition.)

5. To have a date with Lucy... no wait thats mine...nevermind.

4. To help the brave Xenites hunt down the last of the trolls.

3. To get more manicures, catching that Chakram is hell on her nails.

2. To polish her breast plates at least once a week.

1. To get that giant falling ball replaced with a Chakram.

Happy New Year!

Tony

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Last Updated 05-Jan-97 tony@shelbynet.net