The Battle of Forumville
The Battle of Forumville
After fierce weeks of fighting the heroic people of
forumville had fought back the nasty, smelly, vile trolls
that tried to invade their homeland and take their crops
and eat their villagers.
When the trolls first aproached, the kind people of
forumville knew they wanted blood, so they offered up
some worthless livestock and some losser named mighty
dragon who was the village idiot, Hopping to apease the
trolls. But alas is was a trick! The villagers just
wanted to lure the trolls close enough to strike.
They waited behind a wall, the trolls grew closser... Silent
still they stood... The head troll named BiggerElmo and
his midget genral pawnz ordered their men to attack. The
trolls advanced... Suddenly the villagers stod up from
behind the wall and started throwing stale henbane cookies
that they took from ravenmane (after a brutal fight)
at the trolls, decapitated limbs started to fly.
The trolls retreated in a massive scurry to avoid the
death cookies from hell. As they retreated BiggerElmo
got whacked in the head with a cookie and colapsed from his
horse impailing himself on his own sword. Elmo's horse
fell on the midget genral pawnz and crushed him to death.
The troll lines had been broken, the trolls had tasted
defeat (literaly). The villagers of Netforum where once
again safe.
Tony/UnHoly
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Last Updated 31-Dec-96 tony@shelbynet.net