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Man Who Dresses As Chicken ... Is Big Cock!


Man who finger girlfriend on perod get caught red handed.


Man who fight with dutchman got wooden shoe in his ash.

Rene van Son.

Man who don't wash dick, eats lot mushrooms.

Rene van Son.

Man who screw mirror, screw own.


No matter how bad things are they can always get worse.

Rami Yohay

Man who stick hand in pants feel cocky!


Constipated people don't give a shit

Louis Laumann

Man who walk sideways in airport, door going to Bangkok.


Man who sleep with squirrel wakes up with no nuts!

Peter Dunaway

Take your time.

Philip Burkard

You no pass go, you no collect!

Shawn Davis

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers.


A Man with hand in pants will soon grow and be a slippery Devil.


Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

Sucram Shrebmahc

Man who goes to bed with smelly pussy wakes up with gonarhea.

Nathan Berdinka

If you Sumo Wrestler then you must be VERY fat!

Chung Chow-Wow

If you piss in wind, wind piss back.


X-rated Price is Right say cum on down.


Man who eat Cheetos before bedtime, wake up with orange dick!


Making an old man eat a quarter is not a way to make the coin older.


You never know how wild life can be till you put a live fish in your pants.


Man who fights with dick must love cum-beds.


Man who surfs on internet moves like pregnant yak


Let the gays fight in the militay if more of them did then we would have less altogether. Ahehe why should I fight when the queers are!

Official Fortune Cookie Sayings

  • You never going to score.
  • 26-31-43-82-16-29
  • Sorry, you no win this time, try again.
  • You try harder get along. Be a nice man.
  • No man is island, except Lo Wang.
  • There is much death in future.
  • You should kill all business associates.
  • (c)1997,3DRealms fortune cookie company.
  • Your chi attracts many chicks.
  • Don't you know you the scum of society!?
  • You should not scratch yourself there.
  • Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  • Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam.
  • Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
  • Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy.