this is a mug shot of Bert from the files of the San Francisco Police Department
Bert is Evil !
We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him.
Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is.

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We won, we won, we won, we won, we won!
The People's Voice Award" and "the Webby Award; catagory 'Weird'. We'd like to thank you all for voting for us, so... we'd like to share this awards with you people.. so,download it, print it and hang it on your wall. Enjoy it! From Manila & Utrecht with love, the Bertsquad.

we've won.. thank you


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