OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY,
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Free Admission
(donations accepted)

Founder and Curator:
Donna J. Kossy
PO Box 86663
Portland, OR 97286
(dkossy@teleport.com)




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Announcements
updated August 17, 1998


Lobby | Gift Shoppe | Schizophrenic Wing
Conspiracy Corridor | Hall of Hate | Library of Questionable Scholarship
Gallery of the Gods | Solution to the World Problem Exhibit | Hall of Quackery
Monuments to Kookdom | The Wider Wonderful World of Kooks
Curator's Collage Gallery | Curator's Corner

Lobby
(YOU ARE HERE)
Learn ALL ABOUT the Kooks Museum, why it exists and how to begin your career in innovative, interdisciplinary fields such as crackpotology and kookology or in archaic, obsolete fields such as phrenology, electro-alchemy and psychoosmology.

Gift Shoppe Bring home attractive and educational souvenirs of your visit to kookdom. We have books, magazines, postcards, audio tapes, and the uniquely pragmatic Kooks Database.

Schizophrenic Wing Stand terrified at the feet of the "Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls" revealed by Francis E. Dec, Esquire, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!

Conspiracy Corridor Situated next door to the Hall of Hate, only enter Conspiracy Corridor with the utmost caution, for you may never return.

Hall of Hate Whom do you hate: Jews? Communists? White Males? Satan? Bill Gates? Here is your own special place.

Library of Questionable Scholarship Defy gravity! Feel perpetual motion! See UFOs emerge from within the Hollow Earth! Visit MIT's Archive of Useless Research!

Gallery of the Gods Visit all the important deities, each displayed in a lifelike diorama setting.

Solution to the World Problem Exhibit Every problem on earth SOLVED by utilizing one simple idea, which has been tragically overlooked by all world leaders, UNTIL NOW.

Hall of Quackery Compare ancient health secrets to today's miracle cures; improve your virility with Goat-Gland Science; cure everything from scurvy to gallstones with powders, decoctions and pills.

Monuments to Kookdom Get sucked into one crackpot vortex after another on your armchair journey to the astonishing monuments of kookdom.

Gateway to the Wider Wonderful World of Kooks Explore the home pages of real live crackpots from all over the world.

Curator's Collage Gallery Twelve of your curator's collages, executed the old-fashioned way, using old magazines and rubber cement.

Curator's Corner Wherein the curator of this esteemed institution is given permission to shoot her mouth off on any subject.


Introduction to the Kooks Museum

1. What is a kook?

Please allow me to quote from the Introduction to my book, Kooks: A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief (copyright Donna Kossy and Feral House , 1994):

The word "kook" was coined by the beatniks, as a pared-down version of "cuckoo," as in "going cuckoo." A kook is a person stigmatized by virtue of outlandish, extreme or socially unacceptable beliefs that underpin their entire existence. Kooks usually don't keep their beliefs to themselves; they either air them constantly or create lasting monuments to them.

Though I have great affection for kooks, the term is usually used by others on a pejorative basis; the word is often invoked but rarely aimed at oneself. Granted, there are people, self-styled or corporate-styled bohemians, who by virtue of their desire to belong to a particular in-crowd, call themselves kooks as easily as saying, "I'm weird" or "I'm crazy." I am not concerned here with a trendy or self-conscious usage of the term.

Being assigned kook status is inherently a matter of perspective, relative to history and culture. A kook of the 19th century might become a scientific hero in the 20th. Take the example of geologist Alfred Wegener (1880-1930), who hypothesized continental drift. In his day, Wegener's theory was dismissed as a "fairy tale." More recently he is honored for originating the theory of plate tectonics. More frequently, a person presumed to be a genius in a previous century is regarded a kook in today's. In the 19th century, phrenologists were as respectable as psychiatrists are today.

Similarly, the beliefs and mores of one culture are mocked as kooky or even sinister by another. On a large scale, the projection of these attitudes can mobilize millions into warfare or cause governments to deploy military assaults against "cults."

What distinguishes "kook" from other dismissive and stigmatizing terms? The various words denoting insanity -- "crazy," "psychotic," "schizophrenic," etc. -- are not, for my purposes, interchangeable with "kook." An obsessed murderer may be considered psychopathic or crazy, but more often than not these words categorize action, not belief. The obsessed serial killer is not necessarily a kook.

We must also distinguish kooks from quacks, frauds and hoaxers, for kooks are invariably sincere. Their main intent is not to deceive or defraud; to the contrary, they are trying to impart an essential truth. A kook's thoughts rarely turn to profit; some squander personal fortunes to investigate or spread The Word. A New Age personality who channels a wise entity from the Pleiades is not a kook if his channeled voice is designed to attract funds.

Finally, it is important to differentiate a kook from an eccentric. An eccentric is defined as someone with an unorthodox lifestyle, which may or may not include unorthodox beliefs. Is a hermit a kook? Can we call a scatological fetishist a kook? Not necessarily, especially if they haven't codified their own preferences as an eternal truth.

Note: You probably noticed the Hall of Quackery here. Though quacks aren't kooks by my definition, I include them in this museum for the sake of comparison.

Note on the origin of the word "kook": a visitor to this museum (a surfer of the non-web variety) maintains that "kook" is of Hawaiian origin, and that the beatniks got it from the surfing culture:

It's fairly well-known in the older segment of the surfing community that "kook" is Hawaiian in origin (orig. spelling "kukai" (?)). It means "shit" (n.); hence the derogatory connotations. California surfers brought the term back from the Islands in the 30's and 40's. Example: At San Onofre (along with Malibu, one of the original surf spots in So. Cal.), there was a small canyon above the surfing beach that was named "Kukai Canyon." It was where everyone went to defecate in those pre-outhouse days. The surfers used the term "kook" to refer to newbie surfers lacking any surfing skill whatsoever. Since there was some cultural interaction between the Beats and the surfers in the 50's (e.g. the film It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World for a fictional portrayal), this would explain the transition of the term to your working definition.
However, it's possible that "kook as crackpot" and "kook as inexperienced surfer" are two entirely separate and independent uses of the word. I'd be interested to find out if the two are indeed related.

2. What is the Kooks Museum?

As curator and founder of the first Kooks Museum in history I am fulfilling a half-life-long goal of housing kook ideas from all over the world under one crumbling roof. Here, my Solution To The World Problem collection will finally have a home. Here, many small religious groups will meet each other face to face, to battle it out for the title, "Ten Lost Tribes of Israel." Here ancient perpetual motion devices will sit side-by-side with the latest in anti-gravity technology.

The point of all this excess is neither to debunk nor to proselytize. Rather, my intent is to document and study the vast cornucopia of forgotten, discredited and extreme ideas, with all due consideration to social and cultural context.

Nor do I think all ideas are equally valid. Rather, I try to be both open-minded to and skeptical of them. This precarious balancing act is a lot easier if you've read hundreds of bizarre documents over the course of more than ten years, like I have.


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Now, visitors to the Kooks Museum have access to unique treasures personally selected by true connoisseurs of weirdness, Donna Kossy and Nenslo. Every effort has been made to select only the best, worst and weirdest of publications. Where else can you find Scientific Hypnotism, Countdown to Rapture and Alternative 3?

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Second Book - Not Kooks II

The manuscript for my second book, "Aberrant Anthropology," (the published title will probably be something more like "Nazis, Saucers and Aquatic Apes") is finished. The book, to be published by Feral House, explores the wide range of unorthodox theories of human origins and evolution, such as alien intervention theories, de-evolution and the Aquatic Ape Theory. The publication date is Fall, 1999.


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All material © 1998, Donna Kossy

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