"Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool."
"The President kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
[You're] talking about what Libertarians are against, not what Republicans are against."
"I don't trust human nature as much as libertarians do."
"We'll do what we said we were going to do or we'll do something else."
"Sometimes I think I raise your taxes too much."
"Women are simply not endowed with the same measure of single-minded ambition and the will to
succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism."
"[The Clinton tax increase] was the largest increase in the history of the world."
"It was just an innocent bureaucratic snafu."
"The President is the only place in this system of ours where there is one person who can stand up for people with no voice, no power..."
"I can understand [cuffing] the blacks and the poor people; they'll run. But I paid $140,000 in taxes last year. I'm a good American citizen."
"Bill Clinton is a good liar. Exceptionally good."
"F*** you! You are a big s***! You're full of s***!"
"[Bob Dole] is [the] tax collector for the welfare state."
"Bob Dole's library burned last night. Both books were lost, and he hadn't finished coloring one yet."
"[Exposing one's penis] does not constitute harassment."
"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the
subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have
allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by
doing so."
"You ought to do what you do best to terrorize professors you don't like."
White House Aide PAUL BEGALA, July 1998
GEORGE STEPHANOPOLOUS, in February of 1994.
SEN. RICK SANTORUM (R-PA) referring to "big government" on Politically Incorrect.
REP. HENRY HYDE (R-IL), in Investors Business Daily
BILL CLINTON, on his foreign policy
BILL CLINTON yet again
PAT BUCHANAN, on equal rights.
SENATOR DANIEL PATRICK MOYNIHAN (D-NY) on a man he supports.
BILL CLINTON, on how over 900 obsolete FBI files were at the White House
BILL CLINTON, on why he vetoed the ban on partial birth abortions.
Georgia State Senator RENE KEMP (D-Heinzville) after being arrested for DUI
SEN. BOB KERREY (D-NE), who said he meant it as a compliment.
NPR Reporter NINA TOTENBERG, to Sen. Alan Simpson. She was evidentally trying to begin a rational discussion by utilizing her wonderful vocabulary.
NEWT GINGRICH on the man he later endorsed for President.
JACK KEMP in 1985, on his future running mate.
ELLEN GOODMAN in a January 18, 1997 column.
ADOLF HITLER, Edict of March 19, 1938
San Francisco Mayor WILLIE BROWN, on his plan for educational excellence.