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Vengeance on the Danube

The modern city formed by the ancient towns of Buda, Obuda and Pest basks in a riot of color - many leaves are flaunting their autumn tints in the warm afternoon sunshine.

TAKE A STROLL THROUGH THE 'PARIS OF THE EAST'?


Garden & Groan Special - Our Special Guest, Satan, discusses October garden maintenance

DIG DIG DIG


Suddenly Phillipa - A novel by Leonard Nardeau
Paperback King

TOUCH A LIFE THROUGH FICTION...


It's here- the results of the 'How Women Let Men Down' Survey!

GIMME SOME GOOOOD LOVIN!


SLIME at the Movies: Spielberg's skin flick

SAVE MY PRIVATES TOO


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A Tale of Two Cities

An entirely new and wildly exciting version of this timeless classic - written for the 90's in emoticons! ;-)

FULL STORY

Orff & Carmina Burana

Unleash your inner duck. Really.

FULL STORY

Microsoft Releases Jesus 2000 Professional

Full demonational support - cross platform conversions, a must for the modern secular society!

FULL STORY

The Creation Tale Revisited

Hey, it could have happened this way!

FULL STORY

The SLIME Women's Survey Results

Viagra 1 - Men 0

FULL STORY

The Ugly and Fat Birds Law (1998)

Parliament passes revolutionary new bill to protect the interests of modern men in the Pub: SLIME got it first!*

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* How the heck would I know where we got it from? Dammit our sources are private. So private they only meet us   in the loo after a Tequila binge actually

'Bill's a peach' votes congress - we investigate deshmucracy

Had enough of the stupid persuit of truth, justice and book rights?

FULL RANT

SLIME Choose Your Own Adventure Special!

Forge a destiny between light snacks as you meet with terror, darkness, joy and light on a journey between and, quite possibly betwixt.

CLICK UM HERE

The Australian Renaissance

AUSTRALIA – In a new push to re-establish the ‘true culture of Oz’ Australian President John Howard has led the nationwide campaign to put romance back into being an Australian.

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All content barring those bits that we wash our hands of editorially or have not written ourselves is © SLIME 1998