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Restroom Etiquette

There IS a code of that MUST be followed.

Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty.

The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.

A blob blob above the number will indicate "in use."

(Sample):

example Means that Stalls 3 & 6 are in use...

Numbers

You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!


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Easy Section

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1.)

Diagram 1

Numbers

Your choice: ___

Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this

2.)

Diagram 2

Numbers

Your choice: ___

Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.


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Kind of tricky Section:

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3.)

Diagram 3

Numbers

Your choice: __

Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."

4.)

Diagram 4

Numbers

Your choice: ___

Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimise the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms where the herd thunders in.


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Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section

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5.)

Diagram 5

Numbers

Your choice: __

Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only we men would understand!


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VERY tricky indeed Section

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6.)

Diagram 6

Numbers

Your choice: ___

Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for goodness sake! ... use a doored stall.


Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:

-- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

-- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offence.

-- NO Singing. Period.

-- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgement only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".




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