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josh17
posted 04-22-99 12:02 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Hey guys, I'm not going to be around for about a week and a half so I just want to tell everybody to have a wonderful time while I am gone. I know that being in Jamaica for a week will probably sound dull to you but it is something that we have to do and it is best to just try and get through it without any permanent mental harm.

Kareena: Good luck on the thesis.
Loki: Good luck on your crusade.
Biggles: Good luck playing D&D.; (jk)

Saints: Keep these guys in line. I here they are trouble makers.

Never trust a Barnie that isn't dead


Biggles
posted 04-22-99 12:06 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Biggles - Comments God
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.


Arsenal
posted 04-22-99 12:07 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Don't forget to not come back

GoPF guy, Galzie's "Boo!"
Gentleman of BoB


josh17
posted 04-22-99 12:07 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
That's not love I feel guys. Come on group hug!

Never trust a Barnie that isn't dead


KareenaFlameHair
posted 04-22-99 12:11 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Have a lovely time in Jamaica, Josh, dear. Just remember that Rastafarians like smart asses even less than I do...and the pot's much more expensive there :-)

KareenaFlameHair
[it's just not a good idea to piss me off.]


aardog
posted 04-22-99 12:22 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Hey Josh, smoke one for me and 420.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system


Viper
posted 04-22-99 01:17 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
LOL@Josh17

After all that you want a hug?

Viper, Berserker Of Beyond, ever loyal to TBH
#69 stonecutter


Nagash
posted 04-22-99 03:48 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
hey josh, I'm dead, and I'm a barnie, so you can trust me when I tell you that you should be shot you little bitch. someone needs to put you out of our misery.



Micron
posted 04-22-99 03:56 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
I agree with Nagash. You do need to be put out of your misery. You piece of crap, I hope one of those pot-smoking, "hey mon" saying Rastafarians beats your damn head in.
Take your damn group hug and shove it up your ass.

I wish the same would happen to you Aardog, but your punk ass is staying here. I would do anything if you would go with him. Two less dumb asses to deal with here.

Whatever


archangel
posted 04-22-99 04:00 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Hey josh, on a serious note... do not try to befriend or trust people in the cities... they do not like Americans, and will scam (or worse) you... take the countryside tours, and talk to people out there they are the true people of Jamaica...(a lot of them never go to the cities and have not seen whites.... be prepared for children to run up and touch you for luck)~~ also, they have not been dicked by the tourist industry, and do not possess the same hate for Americans.... be prepared to spend relatively small summs of dollars (they want dollars not local currency) in their communities(buy crafts) they will appreciate the gesture...also, bring trinkets from the americas, (watches cheap jewelry etc...) if you are givin a gift from a friend they will expect one in return...their gift will likely be a craft, be impressed, they spent hours on it.~~~~never try to give away cash, this is an insult... never try to pay for a gift w/ cash....you will mess up and misinturperate occasionally.... when this happens, hold your palms upwards and lower your head to the level of your hands while apologizing....If you take to the countryside, you ****MAY**** be offered "entertainment" if you stay at friends houses.
be polite, but firm in your refusal...(explain that you are very impressed with the young lady, but you are betrothed to another)...This will increase their respect for you instead of diminish it...(also AIDS is rampant there)....
if you are going with your folks, explain the things i have told you in your ***own*** words, and invite them to cut you loose for a couple of nights the countryside, unlike the cities, is a whole different world, and relatively safe, as a precaution, buy an ankle money belt and keep about 500 dollars in it, and never keep more than 75, but always at least 50 dollars in your pocket.
if you do have an unpleasent experiance, a gang will be happy with a score of 50 american and will most likely run away to spend it...~~~have fun....it is a paradise, but only in the countryside...

Ever wonder if you'd REALLY want to meet an
angel?~~what a creature like that is like?


edit::: after i raed my own post, i feel these points are vital... the countryside tours are not the ones you take from the city... take those, then when you arive in the village, hire a local (ask in the bar, pay up front (do not show your wad)to take you to remote villages)~~about 10 bucks for a responsible guide.
also, EAT THE FOOD....it will look and feel unsanitary to you, but you are from America.. they managed to survive eating it...(and it actually tastes good!) try the drink, (some of it is produced with spit, but don't worry, the alcohol kills everything.
also, if you do get mugged by a gang, hand over the cash reluctantly, as if it was all you had... protest that you will have no way to get back..and won't know what to do...
if you stay in the tourist areas, you will be safe, but it would be no different than a trip to miami....also, you can hire an inturpriter for about 10 bucks a day, if you don't pick up the dialect right away, your not going to....again, have fun....

[This message has been edited by archangel (edited 04-22-99).]


josh17
posted 04-22-99 04:03 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Actually Arch, I'm going to be on my Honeymoon. Thanks for the advice though.
Were staying at a resort, should be pretty safe there. But I saw some reports of them beating up tourist because gas prices went up. Kind of weird.

Never trust a Barnie that isn't dead


COACH
posted 04-22-99 04:05 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Never a saint around when they are needed , are the comments above warranted? Oh I forgot , unless someones nose is burried deep in your rectum , you cannot feel their pain. Feel free to break all BH rules if they are in regard to Josh or myself , or anyone else they want to get rid of because we don't fit the vets criteria for model Monarchy citizens.

Play ball!


Daredevil
posted 04-22-99 04:11 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
I agree w/ you coach. Where are the Saints now???

Congrats on the marriage Josh, have fun on the honeymoon!!! Yeah, stay away from the gas stations and you should be safe...

Daredevil

"If it's war you want, it's war you got"



Viper
posted 04-22-99 04:14 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
I hope you have a good time on your honeymoon Josh. I hope you can come back to us without your excessive sarcasm and bitterness.

Viper, Berserker Of Beyond, ever loyal to TBH
#69 stonecutter, Malkron's scapegoat


archangel
posted 04-22-99 04:27 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
hmmmm...not to be mean, but i thought josh17 WAS 17....... hmmmmmmm musta been the posts.....geesh, someone married josh???
I stand corrected......

Ever wonder if you'd REALLY want to meet an
angel?~~what a creature like that is like?


Saint Tauri
posted 04-22-99 04:39 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Coach - If you have a problem with me and how I run this forum, drop me an email at SaintTauri@hotmail.com or ICQ me at the number listed on my profile.

Flaming is *not* outlawed here. However, the excessive vulgarity, stalking so to speak and other idiotic immature actions that fit into the "Don't be an ass" category - YES, they are.

� Tauri � But Faith, fanatic Faith, once wedded
fast, To some dear falsehood, hugs it to the last.


Saint Tauri
posted 04-22-99 04:40 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
And Josh, have a great trip and congrats.

� Tauri � But Faith, fanatic Faith, once wedded
fast, To some dear falsehood, hugs it to the last.


Micron
posted 04-22-99 04:40 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Just chill Coach cause this is all ic, and nobody wants to know what you do with your rectum at night.

On a serious note I don't want the RL Josh17, whoever he maybe, to get hurt in anyway. My uncle had his honeymoon in Jamaica, and although he enjoyed it, he had some rough times down there. I hope that he has a safe and enjoyable honeymoon.

now Coach, what in the hell is a model monarchy citizen?!? There is no such thing. Now get your head out of your ass and mind your own damn business.

Whatever


Dark Man X
posted 04-22-99 04:41 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Shit and me thinking that u couldnt marry unless u where in Hawaii, did they change the laws in the states, guess all these fucks of chaos can get married now

Where My Dogs At
Ruff Riders


josh17
posted 04-22-99 04:46 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Dark Man: My old nemesis returns. What happened to you man? Did you fall off the face of the Earth? Do you have superpowers now? The X kind of threw me for a loop.

Never trust a Barnie that isn't dead


KareenaFlameHair
posted 04-22-99 04:53 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
married? groovy, man.

KareenaFlameHair
[it's just not a good idea to piss me off.]


Dark Man X
posted 04-22-99 04:54 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
trash..i mean josh or whatever ur name is i dont associate myself with low life scum such as urself, and therefore wouldnt know you, but ihave seen u around, so take ur friendship somewhere else where somebody gives a flying #$@%

Where My Dogs At
Ruff Riders


Viper
posted 04-22-99 04:58 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
Coach, I haven't seen those two post in months. I think the last time Nagash posted was when Biggs got banned. They aren't exactly well known for flaming everyone and their dogs like you seem to be. The saint does a great job, and you have no right to tell her how to do her job.

Stop being so bitter, and ignore it. You are not being picked on any more than any body else...

Viper, Berserker Of Beyond, ever loyal to TBH
#69 stonecutter, Malkron's scapegoat


Saint Tauri
posted 04-22-99 05:02 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
<chuckles>

Thats right, Viper, I'm not biased on my picking on people.

=oPPPPP

� Tauri � But Faith, fanatic Faith, once wedded
fast, To some dear falsehood, hugs it to the last.


Viper
posted 04-22-99 05:07 PM ET (US)     Profile   Email   Edit Post
LOL@Saint Tauri

You know what I meant...

hee hee...

Viper, Berserker Of Beyond, ever loyal to TBH
#69 stonecutter, Malkron's scapegoat

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