|Deranged, Dysfunctional and EXTREMELY Dangerous!
They're creepy and they're kooky, but they're not THAT
family. They're even weirder! They're the Abashiri
family, kingpins of disorganized crime and the most
dysfunctional family of criminals to ever perpetrate
anti-social behavior on a global scale! So, just how bad
are they? Let's just say that seasoned hit-men lose
control of their bladders at the very mention of the name
and that Mob Warfare has nothing on an Abashiri family
quarrel! The most shocking thing, however, is not the
Abashiris' nearly superhuman capabilities, nor their
reputation for wanton, senseless violence, but the fact
that they've built such international notoriety with a gang
of only five members! Of course, as Papa Abashiri
would say, "Five may not be many, but it takes only five fingers to form a fist, a
powerful force that can crush all opposition! Of course," Papa also admits "Some
fingers are more important than others, especially if you're pulling a trigger or flipping
someone the bird." The Abashiri Family is the story of one such finger, the clan's sole
daughter and aspiring thuggette. Being a mob princess is never easy, so Papa has
decided to send the apple of his eye to a very special finishing school, one secretly run
by a ruthless gang of arch-criminals. What Papa doesn't know is that the proprietors of
this school for crime have no interest in graduating any of their students, most of whom
seem to mysteriously succumb to fatal "accidents"! Can our young heroine fight her
way out of this Finishing School of the Damned before she's finished off, or will the
Abashiri Family be looking for a new pinkie? The answer's to be found in the film that
proves that the family that slays together, stays together: The Abashiri Family!
It's a bit twisted so be prepared for a wild ride. Abashiri Family is pretty
trippy but we think you'll like it.
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VHS ENGLISH SUB:
Contains GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, NUDITY AND ADULT SITUATIONS.