F R E
D T H
E B M
A T E
Fred wants to be your friend. The best way to talk to him is to wait
until you see the words "PLEASE TYPE HERE AND HIT RETURN KEY" in the
little blue box beneath his internet home and then just start typing.
You don't need to click on anything or move your cursor at all--just
type. Say whatever you want and Fred will respond. It's that easy. If
Fred is not home or if he's otherwise engaged, don't worry, he'll be
back soon and he really wants to be your friend. But please remember:
Fred has been knocked around a bit over the last couple of months and is
a little fragile, so please be nice to him.