`Welcome to the Penguin Abduction Centre`

Falling Penguins Deep within the Area 51 Vault, is a dark place, so dark that its hard to see. So dark, that it is the PAC. Welcome to the Site for the recording of Penguin Alien Abductions, also known as the Falling Penguin Page. If you have been abducted by Alien Penguins, this is the site to be at. The site-map provided will help you navigate around the centre, dubbed as, well, crap, by it's inhabitants. For those of you with pathetically slow Internet connections, here are all the links, but without the map. Coming soon to this site....

Lots of penguin stuff
Realaudio... well... maybe not....
The Hula.....or at least some of it...

`NEW STUFF:`

`VRML PENGUIN IS HERE!!!!`Click Here to go!

The VAST overstatement of the VRML penguin is over, and, well, now I am trying to integrate VRML into the rest of this site. If anyone knows how to put a VRML window in a page, just like a normal picture, could you please mail me! If I get the world finished soon, you could be walking through a virtual PAC. And then again, when you're up to your neck in tests, you wouldn't expect the full VR PAC to arrive very soon.....

ON DEMAND....

Well, yes... a couple of people asked for it, after feeling left out considering that their name wasn't mentioned on this site, I have made this special effort to say a big hello to all those people who asked me to mention their name. Just to spite them, however, I am NOT going to put their name on the page, as ...well... they didn't ask nice enough. However, IF YOU DO ask nicely enough, I will take time out to make a special "Hello" section of the Penguin Abduction Center. So start grovelling.

Other stuff.......

Coming in a matter of time.... the amazing penguin experimantation area, where you get a taste of what the hell the penguins are REALLY going to do to you, and if I'm REAALY lucky I might have figgured out how to use those confounded frames!!!