I guess some times in life, we all need a change. Whether that is where one lives, or to whom one is married or a new job. Well some times in the ole' wrasslin business, that can mean a new name. Well the scheduled match for this evening, Otto Schwanz v. Toad. You see Maj. Debeers did what we call in wrestling a promo. Unfortunately it was rudely interupted by a total Jack Ass named Toad. He made some disparaging remarks about the Otto Name and persona. The fact of the matter is that Otto Schwanz built one of the Hottest spots on the indy circuit today, the Berkeley Cafe in Raleigh, NC. Just look at the people who wrestled there and most of whom wrestled and lost to me:
You know the funny thing about this, is that I call most of these guys my friends even though we spent many nights beating the hell out of each other. But this stinking Toad for one night assasinated Otto Schwanz, something no one else could ever do. However, with every ending comes a new beginning. Well, hello wrestling world, here comes Bo Dupp of the well known Dupp family of Lizard Lick, NC. With the passing of Otto came Bo. Not like Bo was Otto's V.P. or anything and had to be sworn in, but something alternative. Well as Toad found out, when you mess with one Dupp, you mess with em all. My brother Jack Dupp aided me in beating the hell out of Toad, now I am the Champ!
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