The Boot Newt Sing Along Page - Political Song Parodies

Welcome to The Boot Newt Sing Along Page! Browse through over 150 original political song parodies that I've written since 1995, targeting Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Ken Starr, and the Republican right wing for their witch hunts, hypocrisy, congressional gridlock, corporate welfare, greed, the Contract On America, government shutdowns, and environmental protection laws re-written by polluters and lobbyists. Newt finally got the boot, so have some laughs at his expense, and celebrate the end of Newt's Reign of Error. (Most of these songs have MIDI musical accompaniment, which you can hear by clicking on the musical icon in the upper left corner on the pages of lyrics. To get the most out of these songs, CLICK HERE first.)
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New 1999 Song Parodies: (Newest titles as of 7/16/99 are at the top of the list)

Bush (Hush) Added 10/8
Kenny Has Regrets (Bennie And The Jets) Added 9/26
Dubya, Don't O.D. (W.O.L.D.) Added 9/17
Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia (Midnight Train To Georgia) Added 9/1
Rush Is A Pox (Love On The Rocks) Added 8/24
Gingrich Was A Flop (At The Hop) Added 8/14
G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired (Light My Fire) Added 8/6
Maniac From Georgia (Rainy Night In Georgia) Added 8/1
The G.O.P. Is On The Eve Of Destruction (Eve Of Destruction) Added 8/1
Band Of Goons (Band Of Gold) Added 7/30
The G.O.P. Will Pay (That'll Be The Day) Added 7/27
Blew By You (Blue Bayou) Added 7/17
Could They All Be Following Rush? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love) Added 7/17
He's Rush, The Shifty Big Liar (Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher & Higher) Added 7/16
His Grapes Are Sour (In The Midnight Hour) Added 7/17
A Yucky Woman (Kentucky Woman) Added 7/1
Addicted To Rush (Addicted To Love) Added 7/7
Are You Sick Of The Right (Are You Lonesome Tonight)
Bad Case of Loathing You (Dr. Laura) (Bad Case of Loving You {Doctor, Doctor}) Added 7/6
Ballad of Dan Quayle (Ballad of Jed Clampett from "The Beverly Hillbillies")Added 6/26
Big Fellow Nazi (Big Yellow Taxi) Added 7/4
Blinded By The Right (Blinded By The Light)
Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show (Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show) Added 6/26
Cry Baby (Heartbreak Hotel)
DeLay (Today)
Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose (Do You Know The Way To San Jose)Added 6/28
Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr? (When You Wish Upon A Star)
Dumpster Trash (Monster Mash) Added 7/6
Election Day Blues (Wedding Bell Blues)
Gives Him A Thrill (Blueberry Hill)
Grand Old Party (Garden Party)
Hard Crazed Right (Hard Day's Night) Added 7/6
Henry the Hyde, I Am (Henry VIII)
Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life (Got To Get You Into My Life) Added 6/18
He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea (She Loves You) Added 7/7
Hyde's Not Embarassed (I Shot The Sheriff)
Hyde's Talkin' (Jive Talkin')
Kenny Kenny (Jenny Jenny)
Mad Schemer (Maneater)
Monica(Gloria) Added 7/6
Mr. Robertson (Mrs. Robinson) Added 6/21
Never In Newt's Dreams (Forever In Blue Jeans) Added 6/25
Newt Don't Have No Powers (You Don't Bring Me Flowers) Added 6/11
Newt's A Real Nowhere Man (Nowhere Man) Added 7/3
Newt Had No Shame (Ain't That A Shame) Added 6/12
No Solution (Revolution)
Not A Believer (I'm A Believer) Added 6/30
Quayle Calypso (Day O) Added 7/1
Rush Is All Wind (Dust In The Wind) Added 6/24
Republican Congress (American Woman) Added 7/7
Saturday Night Specials (Midnight Special) Added 7/10
Save Your Last Dime For Me (Save The Last Dance For Me)
Say, Gipper (Day Tripper) Added 7/6
Scandal Time (Summer Time from "Porgy & Bess")
Scum On The Water (Smoke On The Water)
Some Will Chant Impeachment (Some Enchanted Evening from "South Pacific")
Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction (I Can't Get No Satisfaction)
Starr Is Too Suspicious (Superstition) Added 6/30
Their God Is Rush (I'm Not In Love) Added 7/5
The Right Wing Are Zealous Creeps (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
The Things They Do For Rush (The Things They Do For Love) Added 7/1
They Ran Aground (I Get Around) Added 7/1
They So Easily Follow Rush (It's So Easy) Added 7/10
They Tried To Railroad Bill (Railroad Bill)
They're Conquering America (America) Added 6/29
They're No Good (You're No Good) Added 7/8
They're Out Of Touch (Out Of Touch) Added 7/2
They're The G.O.P. (You're A Grand Old Flag)
Welfare For Big Business (Takin' Care of Business)
What's Rush Got To Do With It (What's Love Got To Do With It)
Witch Hunt (Rich Girl)
You've Seen Her On The Net (You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet) Added 7/7

1996 Rock & Roll Song Parodies
(during the height of the Newt era)
A Bag Of Wind (Against The Wind)
Ain't He Fruity (Tutti Fruity)
Bad Newt Rising (Bad Moon Rising)
Ban The Cities (Kansas City)
Barge On Polluted Water (Bridge Over Troubled Water)
Be Wary (Proud Mary)
Bad Water (Black Water)
Boot That Newt (Blue Suede Shoes)
Buchanan's Gonna Fall (Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu)
Budgetary Hell(Heartbreak Hotel)
Can't Buy My Vote (Can't Buy Me Love)
Could They All Be Following Newt? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love)
Danny Q (Suzy Q)
Dole Man (Soul Man)
Don't Be Kind To Rush (There's A Kind Of Hush)
Eight Bucks A Week (Eight Days A Week)
Fool On The Hill (Fool On the Hill)
Furlough Shuffle (The Curly Shuffle)
Game Of Wills (The Game Of Love)
Get Back (Get Back)
Get Ready (Get Ready)
Get Lost (Get Down)
Good Golly, What Folly (Good Golly Miss Molly)
GOPAC (Get Back)
Great Balls of Sewage (Great Balls of Fire)
Hard Line Robert Dole (Old Time Rock & Roll)
He's Evil (Bo Weevil)
Hey Newt (Hey Jude)
Hit The Road, Newt (Hit The Road, Jack)
House Of The White-Haired One (House Of The Rising Sun)
House Republican (Hoochie-Koochie Man)
Hush Rush (Hush)
I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You (I Can't Help Falling In Love With You)
I Can't Vote For That (I Can't Go For That [No Can Do])
I Want The Newt Drugged (I Want A New Drug)
Imagine(Imagine)
Industry Machine (Yellow Submarine)
Lead Junk (Dead Skunk)
Let It Bleed (Let It Be)
Money From Nothing (Money For Nothing)
My Reward (My Sweet Lord)
Newt Is On A Roll (Heart of Rock & Roll)
No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye) [Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)]
Polluter's Song (Annie's Song)
The Power of Newt (The Power of Newt)
Repeal(Lucille)
Rescue Me (Rescue Me)
Robert Dole's Speeches (Rock & Roll Music)
Show Down (Small Town)
Take For A Ride (Ticket To Ride)
The Most Crude Politician (The Most Beautiful Girl)
They Shouldn't Run The U.S.A. (Back In The U.S.A.)
They're Zealots (Cecelia)
Throw Them Out (Twist And Shout)
Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt (Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree)
'Til The Midnight Hour (In The Midnight Hour)
We Can See Clearly Now (I Can See Clearly Now)
When I'm Sixty-Five (When I'm Sixty-Four)
Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On (Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On)
You're Insane (You're So Vain)
You've Lost At Budget Dealing (You've Lost That Loving Feeling)
Christmas Song Parodies
Do You Fear What I Fear? (Do You Hear What I Hear?)
Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand (Winter Wonderland)
The Gingrich Song (The Christmas Song)
Gingrich The Showman (Frosty The Snowman)
Gingrich The White-Haired Speaker (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Gingrich Went Too Far (Good King Wenceslas)
G.O.P. Is Running This Town (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
Here They Come Assailing (Here We Come A-Wassailing)
How Wild Are They? (What Child Is This?)
I Just Groan At Gingrich (I'll Be Home For Christmas)
I Saw Three Newts (I Saw Three Ships)
I'm On Another Furlough (The Dreidl Song)
I'm Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich (White Christmas)
Knockin' Around The Budget Bill (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree)
Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)
The Man Named Phil Gramm (The First Noel)
Mangle Bill (Jingle Bells)
Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing (The Holly & The Ivy)
Nine Little Leaders (Nine Little Reindeer)
O Little Brain Of Rush Limbaugh (O Little Town Of Bethlehem)
Radical Right (O Holy Night)
Violent Fight (Silent Night)
We Are In Grave Danger (Away In A Manger)
We Are In Shock (Jingle Bell Rock)
We Three Top Republicans Are (We Three Kings Of Orient Are)
Wrecked The Fall (Deck The Hall)

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All song lyrics contained within this Web site are copyrighted works of political humor, satire, and fiction, is solely the personal opinion of the author, and does not represent the official position or statement of any organization.

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