General Headquarters - Canadian World Domination

Come On Canada!

Welcome to the General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World Domination. Your future tyrants are General Claire and General Jenny. The Generals are Canadians who are taking over the world and re-designing it to suit their aims. We will accomplish this goal by:

Happy Canada Day 1999!

In honour of this joyous (yet, for the un-Canadian, grim and solemn) occasion, celebrate the upcoming tyranny of the few over the masses by learning about our New Canada Day Initiative!
It's approved and thoroughly regulated by the Office of the Generals!

NEWWorship your Generals on a more personal level!
 Artist's Rendering of General Claire

New!The Opportunity for Self-Expression Arises:
In Our Online Forum!

Or Would You Rather Get Right Down To The Domination?

a nice line

Gordie Speaks!

updated!Go To Our FAQ

updated!Read Our Mission Statement!

Witness Our Plan As It Unfolds

Read Our Press Releases

Our Prime Minister's Message To The World

Take Yourself To Our Leaders

Delicious Recipes of Dominating Doom!

Take Yourself To The Evil Triumvirate of Villainry

Signs You Might Be Too Canadian

Billy's Ghoulish Canadiana

Sordid Goings-Ons Exposed By Sexy Spy!

updated!Read Our Nasty Mail

Read Our Accolades

Our Internet Audio Adventure!

Experience Our Geocities Memories

Canada Day 1998

Visit Our Online Forum You Meaningless Prole!

Let's Go Canada!

"After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country -- but not with blanks."
-- Farley Mowat (1921-)

Please visit our obligatory Links Page. Wherein you will find a marvel of modern technology...a list of other people's sites. Never fear -- we have an opinion about all of them.


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The bloody battlefield!

"The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend...
and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!"

-- Rick Mercer, "This Hour Has 22 Minutes"

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Despite our judicious uses of brutal oppression, we are generous and loving tyrants. As such, we allow the use of our graphics and/or photos on other people's sites. We probably appropriated them from other sources ourselves. Well, the leaves and logos we actually came up with. The propaganda posters are stolen from the National War Museum. One thing we do ask - realizing fully that none of this means anything in a legal sense - please do not take the name "Canadian World Domination", text, and/or ideas from our site and present them as your own. Because that would anger the Generals -- and we believe in crushing our enemies as surely as timbits accidentally left on a car seat are similarly crushed.

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