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Previously in Test Pattern:
They See Dead People
Stunning visuals and genuinely creepy plot make "The Others" more than just "Sixth Sense: The Series."
Ally's Kid Cousin
Miss McBeal and "Malcolm in the Middle" may not be blood relatives, but they live in the same part of Dreamland.
The Realer World
"True Life", MTV's first genuine documentary series, is downright freaky.
'Quiz Show' Redux
NBC's revamped "Twenty One" is even stupider than the scandal that sank the original.
Year of the Television
A year end countdown of the top ten, uh, seven things we learned from TV. Plus: How many new game shows are there?
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
A wonderful life? Whatever. Blasting capitalism with a hail of satiric BBs, "A Christmas Story" is the greatest holiday movie ever made.
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Bill Maher gets a lot of slack from people, and it's not just because of his
appearances in B-list movies like "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of
Death." It's because his late-night ABC talk show, "Politically Incorrect,"
is the bastard child of television talk shows, and Maher is often dismissed
as an antagonistic, egocentric jerk who derails conversations for cheap
laughs.
True, Maher may be a capital-A asshole sometimes, even overstepping the
boundary between devil's advocate and dickhead. And his sexism and ageism make
him sound more like a stodgy old man than the progressive libertarian he
professes to be. But while Maher's approach and philosophy riles his critics
and annoys some viewers, that approach unquestionably gets his guests
talking and arguing about real issues. And in the era of extremes talk
shows are either the fluff-filled and scripted variety or the
chair-throwing, screeching type the societal and political debates that
occur make Maher's show the most substantive talk show on TV.
PI faltered a bit as it jumped from Comedy Central to the post-"Nightline"
spot on ABC a few years back, but it's definitely rebounded. And it does
have some flaws: the stand up routines and occasional sketches at the start
of the program need to be dumped to leave more time for conversation.
(Although some of that is inspired, like the "Strange Bedfellows" feature
that had Al Franken and Ariana Hufington commenting from an actual in-studio
bed during the 1996 campaign.)
While the heated debates take place partially because of Maher's
intervention and forceful prodding of the conversation, the eclectic
assortment of people who occupy the other four chairs are largely
responsible. It's the pairing of guests that's the most fun: where else are
you going to watch Dave Matthews face down a stuffed-shirt Republican
congressman? The nightly guests range from the current A-list to the people
who were someone, and draw from Hollywood, the Beltway, and everywhere in
between. Even when it has taken the public relations route and featured only
the cast of an ABC show "The View" or "Boy Meets World" the
conversation hasn't been promotional fluff.
Besides the lame stand-up and Maher's occasional butting in for the sake of
a witty one-liner, the show only suffers because an unresolvable catch-22 is a byproduct of its greatness: the smartly selected guests usually start talking and arguing, like they're supposed to do on "Meet the Press," and
pretty soon, it's impossible to hear anything. The transcripts posted on PI's site say "all talking at once" frequently; it's often impossible to
really hear what they're saying.
But that's leaps and bounds over "Crossfire," which is less confrontational
than a water gun fight between two bedridden 120-year-olds. "Crossfire"'s
guests are polite politicians and aware journalists who realize their words
will be captioned and sound-bitten to death, so they speak carefully and
play nice. On PI, anything goes, and the guests know that. But even
though the guests are having fun, and even though PI has achieved a strong
audience following and somewhat of a cult status as a talk show Maher had
cameos in both "EdTV" and "Primary Colors" it's still not respected. But
that's okay, because who besides the self-congratulatory jackasses who
appear on "normal" talk shows really care? Maher's half-hour show entertains
us and takes a hard-hitting, if inconclusive, approach to important issues.
PI's philosophy seems to be that if you're going to play in (on?) the sandbox, you
might as well throw sand, and get it in your mouth and ears and eyes while
you're at it. Otherwise, what's the fun?
What else is on?
TV recommendations for the coming week...Leftovers
[These recommendations are old. Click here for the newest in new.]
During most of the weekend (and week)
after Thanksgiving, you're left with the remnants of the big feast: leftovers, lethargy, et cetera. And after sweeps month when the networks throw out the best they have to offer to up their ratings they, too, have a bunch
of stuff left over. So out come the repeats, and they're pretty much here to stay until January. Not that a good second helping of "Angel" or "Felicity" isn't a good thing, but fresh tastes better. But since this is what's in the fridge, warm up a plate of turkey and get ready.
Wednesday, Dec. 1
Cuba Gooding Jr. will witness a televised repeat of his career high tonight, when Jerry Maguire hits network TV. Minus Cuba's rear, we're assuming...The only repeat here is acid reflux, as we get two Christmas specials in a
row featuring a cast of nauseating characters. First, watch as Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Scott Hamilton, 'N Sync,
Britney Spears, and Enrique Iglesias light the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree...As if that wasn't enough, NBC delivers a double-whammy by following it with Garth Brooks and the Magic of Christmas. And it's not just Garth, but Tony Bennett, Natalie Cole and Trisha Yearwood, too. Thank god they don't replay this stuff.
Thursday, Dec. 2
Even though Regis has packed up his Millionaire suits and headed back to the chair opposite Kathie Lee Gifford, you can still get your game show fix by
pretending that Greed is "Millionaire" all over again, just with an extra
helping of mean-spiritedness...Someone at ABC realized that it's much
more fun to watch horrific car wrecks than it is to be in one, so the
network follows Fox's lead ("The World's Most Funny Projectile Vomit!"; "The
Century's Most Horrific Amputations!") with Totally Out Of Control-- Vehicles.
Friday, Dec. 3
Time to revert back to our childhoods with the same Christmas specials we've
been watching for the past few decades. Start with A Charlie Brown Christmas, wherein Charlie learns that commercialism sucks, especially at
Christmas. Maybe this show should be required viewing for those
corporate executives who start selling Christmas crap before
Halloween...Next, there's Snowden's Christmas, a sort of rip-off of
classic Christmas specials. Where's the original stop-motion Frosty when you
need him?...Gun control takes center stage on a Law & Order repeat.
Saturday, Dec. 4
Football isn't just a Thanksgiving Day tradition. In this oft-repeated
match-up, Alabama and Florida face off in Atlanta for the Football
Southeastern Conference Championship Game ...If you pay for HBO, time to start regretting it, as the network shows You've Got Mail. It's
not bad just because it has a grammatically incorrect title and a totally predictable plot. It's bad because it's just a big-screen rehash of
"Sleepless in Seattle." Rent that instead...Christina Ricci. Beck. On SNL.
Do I need to say it again?
Sunday, Dec. 5
With all of her hair intact, Felicity is back at school for her sophomore year in a repeat of this season's first episode...No repeats of "Snoops" or "The Practice" tonight; instead, Oprah Winfrey presents the TV-movie version
of the acclaimed book Tuesdays With Morrie, starring Jack Lemmon and Hank
Azaria...Or watch a carbon-copy of every action/disaster flick ever made
as Sylvester Stallone tries to find Daylight...The VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards
try to copy MTV's hip movie and video award shows with this annual
presentation, and they don't do that bad a job. Puff Daddy and
Heather Locklear co-host.
Monday, Dec. 6
Catch Bebe Neuwirth's great guest appearance as a ruthless modeling
agency executive again on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit...For lots of
post-Thanksgiving fun, compare tonight's Ally McBeal repeat to tapes of last
week's new episode to see if Calista Flockhart has really lost as much weight as her critics claim.
Tuesday, Dec. 7
Grace ditches Will on this didn't-we-just-see-this? episode of Will & Grace,
wherein Grace moves all the way across the hall. ...Repeats are great for
nostalgia, so get nostalgic for Doyle on Angel, which replays an early
episode. Before the bastards killed him.