Goat Blowers Anonymous

You may be shunned by friends and family for your addiction,

but we're always here for you.

At the G.B.A. we offer the following services,all are available 24hrs a day, 365 days a year.

World wide goat delivery service,
(Next day within Europe, elsewhere allow 3 working days).
Our own fully qualified vets, on 24hr call out.
Personal goat massage, in your own home.
(Very discreet)
Goats available for Stag/Hen nights, at very resonable rates
World wide, FREE telephone chat line, for those lonely nights
(Please get permission from the person who pays the phone bill)
Goat Blowing videos
(sent in plain brown paper packages).

All of this can be yours by simply send you request to the GoatMaster and
tell him you desire to be registered as a Goat Blower.

Your name will be added to the long list of registered Goat Blowers,
some with at least 8 years Goat Blowing to their name.

Your E-Mail should state your complete desire to be a G.B.A. member and will be entered into the

You may also be aware that there have been many famous Goat Blowers in history.
Information about them can be found in the next section.

We now have a

Email the GoatMaster if you have a photo you wish to be included

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