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Welcome!
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Welcome to the Cool Quotes Collection! Here I present some of the coolest,
stupidest and most thoughtful quotes ever being conceived. From Voltaire to
restroom-graffiti.
News
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81 new quotes in the last 7 days! [view]
93 new quotes in the last 30 days! [view]
93 new quotes in the last 60 days! [view]
216 new quotes in the last 90 days! [view]
28 July 2000
The perfect CQC editor has been found! He calls himself BiGBEN and will
be the one responsible for reading through submitted quotes and
keeping the site updated. A warm welcome to you mate!!
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Cool Quote
of the Week
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know
this is not true.
Robert Wilensky, University of California
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Newest Quotes
At least egotistical people don't talk about others.
Mike De La Vina 
The best thing about humanity is humans. The worst thing about humanity is humans. Humanity is a paradox of contradictions.
I'm not schizophrenic, at least that is what the voices tell me.
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Categories
Laughs
Wits, puns and general silliness. |
Wisdom
Advice, truths and memorable quotes from the wise men and women of history. |
Computer
Some of these require some computer knowledge to be understood. |
Black Humor
Cynical, pessimistic, obscene or just sick. Most of them are also damn fun! |
Human Laws
Those undocumented nature laws existing just to ruin your day. Murphy's laws and the likes. |
Last Words
People say a lot of fun things just before they croak. |
Religious
I strongly advise religious fanatics to skip over this section. |
Movie
Cool one-liners and unforgettable scenes. |
Poetry
Excerpts from great poems or prose. Music lyrics. |
Fantasy
For roleplayers, fantasy- and sci-fi readers. |
Svenska
(SWEDISH) Citat av svenskar, alla kategorier slängda i en. |
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Disclaimer
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1. The views, opinions or thoughts expressed in this collection are NOT necessarily mine.
Sometimes I include a quote just to ridicule the source or to show how sick some people really
are.
2. This collection contains offensive opinions, rude language, bad grammar
and excessive amounts of alcohol. If you have a problem with this, please GO AWAY.
3. What you do with this stuff is your choice, just remember to include the
individual sources of the quotes if you use them. Give me credit if you think
I deserve it. If you are going to publish more than a few quotes from this collection,
contact me first.
Consider yourself disclaimed.
Collected from
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These quotes has been collected from a wide range of sources since around 1990,
mainly various books, textfiles, and a few mailinglists.
Send me quotes
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If you think I've missed a particularly good quote, don't hesitate to send it to me.
Also if you detect a familiar quote without, or with wrong source, help me out!
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