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Tuesday August 15, 2000
Are You Popular? Take our quiz and find out!!
Make yourself useful: have we got a do-it-yourself project for you! Build your own Piano.
And for those of you who prefer a challenge: Paint-Can Hats perfect for a summer afternoon!!!
A Happy Woman needs a Happy Man: Some pointers that will turn a Grumpy Grant into a Happy Herbie!!
Secrets of the Stars-- What the they do in their sparetime and find out who inspired your favourite celeb in Divine Inspiration.
Libby interviews newlywed Jennifer Aniston.
How Prozac Saved My Marriage--Tanya Kowalsky reports on the wonder drug that changed her life! A must read for lousy wives.
Libby interviews poor, poor Darva Conger
Look like a Star!!! A few simple tips that will take you from glum to glam!!
What's happening today in: Entertainment News Movie Reviews and TV News.
Great News! Another episode of :HW Television Kooking with Kathy and it's just as bad as the first!
Thinking of wearing sandals to the beach this summer? Don't even wiggle a toe before you read Foot Binding for health and beauty—this year's hottest trend is here to stay!!
Reader's Favourites
Diary of a Mad Date the title says it all.
How To Make Your Child A Star make your little tyke earn her keep!
Are You Dirty? Take our quiz and find out!
Lose 21 pounds in Three Weeks!
Do it Yourself: If you thought last month's home appendectomy was fun, try this great project--Human Cloning. A fab project if you're too tired for sex or just plain homely.
Are you ready for Intergenerational Warfare? The Elderly: What's causing them and what you can do. A HW special report not to be missed!!!!!
Daily Headlines:
Cartoon and A Thought for the Day
Libby interviews Jennifer Aniston
Jenna's Diary
You can be interesting too!
For the very clever:
Libby interviews Calista Flockhart
What's Inside:
Libby Interviews Kathie Lee Gifford
She actually did it, she left Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. Find out what silly Kathie's plans are.
We think so you don't have to!
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Please Note:
This is a parody of a magazine and we do not actually recommend you try any tips or advice we give you. (pretend it's your mother) You've been warned so don't come crying to us if you starved to death on our diet , if your cloning experiment failed or if someone accidentally took out your liver.
All the celebrity interviews are fictitious, the closest we came to a celebrity was Marty Ingalls and we had to get a restraining order.
Special Thanks to: Irene Duma, Wynn Howes, Joy Mann, Harpeau Crapaud, XTY Webworks and Patrice Curtis.
Happy Woman Magazine Editor email admin@happywomanmagazine.com
Copyright © 2000 www.happywomanmagazine.com
O.K. what are you doing down here anyway, nosy? There's plenty of great stuff up there, but you just had to go to the end didn't you? There's nothing down here but white, lot's and lot's of white. So go up there and behave like a normal person.
You just don't listen do you? It's white, nothing but white (but while you're here, wipe your chin, you've had mustard there since Wednesday.)
