Seriously, I am a fan of "Star Wars" (and, for that matter, "The Empire Strikes Back"). I consider the former one of my all-time favorite movies. However, despite the fact that I have seen it several times, there is no way I am going to name any of my kids "Boba Fett." Which is what separates a worthwhile "Star Wars" page from the ones that wound up on this list. These folks would not only call their kids "Boba Fett" but probably surgically alter themselves to look just like Yoda (as Ross Perot has done).

• Bloopers in Star Wars What about that blooper where it says "Star Wars IV" but it's the first film in the series? Huh? Note to all you Star Wars fans that wrote. This comment is a JOKE. J-O-K-E. Get yourself a good dictionary and look that word up.
• C-3PO Fan Page His next role: "Priscilla, Droid of the Tatooine Desert."
• Disgruntled Ewok and Malcontent Jawa It's titles like these that make it pretty damn hard thinking up comments.
• Find your Star Wars twin Oh, great. Mine's Greedo.
• Fluffy Side of the Force Actually this page is rather boring, but it does have a great name.
• Herb Wars In this case I'm glad I don't get it.
• I Hate Star Wars I find their lack of faith disturbing.
• Kentucky Fried Gungan Who’s to say that stuff is really skin, anyway?
• Mr. Cranky reviews Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Mr. Cranky is STILL my hero!
• The Official Porkins Homepage "This dynamite actor's 15 minutes of fame only lasted 1 minute, 36 seconds."
• Rate the Star Wars Villians This reminds me - Jabba the Hutt; what exactly IS a Hutt, and how did Jabba become one?
• Shaven Wookie Page Hey, it's a free country. Whatever turns you on.
• Society for the Extermination of Ewoks Actually, I support this cause.
• Star Wars ASCIIMation Better special effects than ILM!
• Star Wars Astrology No! No! I will NOT make a pun on "Uranus!"
• Star Wars Stick Figures I wanna see a Jabba stick figure!
• Star Wars: The Musical I bet Andrew Lloyd Webber is pissed HE didn't think of this first!
• Troops Perhaps the best site we've ever listed.
• Wedge Antilles for President! I can't argue with that.
• Wedge Antilles newsgroup!
• Wookiemania Is that a wookie, or Bob?

There are also a significant number of Star Wars characters who ate my balls:

• Boba Fett
• Darth Vader
• Episode One
• Ewoks
• Lando
• Yoda

Meanwhile, everyone's asking Who ate the Emperor's balls?"