How to Make Your Child a Star!

How To Make Your Child a Star!!!!

By Mrs. Stuart Thesman

Susan Wentworth gently dried her daughters tears. "Sangria, we talked about this, what did we say?"

Sangria takes a brave sniff and raises her trembling chin "You said if I ate like a little piggy no one would love me and I would never get to be on TV."

Satisfied, Susan smiles and hands a fat free Nutribar to Sangria. She takes Sangria's hand and they leave the casting agent's office humbled by rejection.

"It's harder than it looks" admits casting agent Jenn Whitney Macran "Not only does the child have to have a certain oomph quality, he or she has to be intelligent, attractive, or if not attractive at least ugly in an interesting way, and it does not hurt to have talent".

Sound discouraging? Well statistically, the chances of your child being a major television star are a million to one, but there are many, many avenues for ambitious mothers to explore. It may not be Dawson's Creek, but if all you're looking for is second hand gratification and a way for your child to earn money, acting may be just the way to go.

Getting Started

Photos and Representation: Have your child's photos taken by a professional photographer, if you don't know of a reputable photographer then check the classifieds of any big city daily. Look under the sections that usually start with "Earn Big Money Acting in Commercials" If your child meets the criteria that Jenn Whitney Macran stated above and you have $5,000, you are well on the road to stardom.

Pursue leads on your own. Don't just wait for your agent to do all the work, you have to do some legwork on your own. Enroll your child in beauty pageant's, enter them in any contest that requires a photo, and offer free modeling services. A little know fact is that casting agents are known to roam malls in search of talent, so hang around the entrance to major department stores. Dressing your child up in theme clothing (a pilgrim for thanksgiving, a football for Superbowl) is a guaranteed attention getter.

The Circus is often overlooked, but opportunities for travel abound.

Be aware that this is a full time job. No child ever made it to Full House by eating Twinkies and rotting away in a classroom, so if you are diligent then you will be rewarded with more money than you ever dreamed and a precocious little moppet that anyone would be proud of!

Mrs. Stuart Thesman is the author of The Art of Coupons and The Big Book of Coriander. Her new book Drier Nails in Seven Days is due out in September.

Side Stepping The Coogan Law

This law requires that 50 percent of a child's earnings be put in trust until the child turns 18

Luckily the law doesn't extend to the 37 states without child labor law, so you may consider moving.

Acting as your child's manager will increase your earnings.

There is a wide interpretation of "due diligence" in handling finances.

It is not unethical to charge a child of 8 room and board. This is fair and even common in many countries around the world.

Tips

First of all your child must be very, very slim (see workout or last month's diet) or very, very fat. There is no in-between.
"Little fat children can be very humorous" says an industry insider "but there is not as much work once they get older and become hard to look at."
A gimmick goes a long way. Teach your child an interesting talent like yodeling or line dancing.
The must have: An impish grin is a big seller. Even jaded professionals melt in the presence of a child with a carefully prepared smile.
To do so: Have your child stand in front of the mirror and smile naturally.
Carefully examine his/her face for flaws. Keep in mind that pudgy cheeks and missing teeth are 'gimmes' and not flaws.
Have the child smile as wide as they possibly can. They won't be able to hold the position long at first, but with practice they will be able to maintain the grin for up to three hours.
Once the smile is set in place have them crinkle their eyes so that the nose becomes upturned.
A simple tip of the head with hands clasped in front and voila!

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