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ORIGINS

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Origins of Toothpaste

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Origin of Language

QUOTES

Dorothy Parker

Stupid Quotes

More Stupid Quotes

Jack Handy

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Steven Wright

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HEALTH AND FITNESS

The Balanced Diet- guaranteed weightloss!

Footbinding the hottest fashion craze!

The Sheep Shearer's Workout

Marinated Lamb Recipe (serves 400)

Lose 21 pounds in 3 Weeks!

 

FEATURES

Are You Popular? Take our quiz and find out!!!

Divine Inspiration: Celebs spill the beans on who inspired them.

The Beauty/Popularity Link by M.Borshka.

What the Stars Do In their Spare Time!

How Prozac saved my marriage. by Tanya Kowalsky

How To Keep Your Man Happy

Look Like a Star

The Elderly- Are we ready for intergenerational warfare? A HW special report not to be missed July 2000

Dress Sexy!

Men's Magazines and the Degradation of Women

Make your child a Star!

Are You Dirty?: Take Our Quiz

HW TELEVISION

Kooking with Kathy

Mandame Borshka's Beauty Tips

A second episode of Kooking with Kathy, and it's just as bad as the first!

DEAR LIBBY

Libby helps our readers with shoot from the hip advice.

 

 


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CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS

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Darva Conger

Kathie Lee Gifford

Jesus

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Rosie O'Donnell

 

FICTION & WRITING

The Addiction

Diary of a Mad Date

Meatloaf: A love Story

Tips for Writing Short Stories

Tips for Selling Your Work

DO IT YOURSELF

Build Your Own Piano

Paint Can Hats

Do it Yourself: Human Cloning

Do it Yourself: Appendectomy

Congrats to Loveable who won a Happy Woman T-shirt in the embarrassing moment contest

WORD POWER

June 13th

June 20th

July 5th

FINDING YOUR SPIRIT

Our readers share their secrets

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

The Kids from TV's Family Affair

Bobbie Sherman

 

Awards Links and Our Mailbox

Check out some great humor links and find out what our reader's have been saying behind our back.

 

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This is a parody of a magazine and we do not actually recommend you try any tips or advice we give you. Pretend it's your mother. All the celebrity interviews are fictitious, the closest we came to a celebrity was Marty Ingalls and we had to get a restraining order. He is still not funny.

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