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Joke Score Joke Voters

Mar-03 Confucius says - Secretary (X) 3.55 245
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Turnstile (R) 3.53 172
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Passionate Kiss (R) 3.49 110
Mar-11 Confucius Say - Schoolboy and Schoolgirl (R) 3.49 102
Apr-09 Confucius (R) 3.43 76
Feb-25 Confucius - Panties (R) 3.42 90
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Virginity and Bubble (R) 3.37 137
Feb-25 Confucius - Four Balls (R) 3.36 102
Mar-03 Confucius-Boy Meats Girl (X) 3.36 74
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Tool in Mouth (PG) 3.35 68
Nov-06 Confucius Says - Baseball is Wrong (R) 3.35 17
Jul-06 Confucius Says - Piece on Earth (X) 3.32 34
Jul-31 Confucius Says - Woman in Treehouse (R) 3.28 80
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Piano (R) 3.28 39
May-29 Confucius Say - Making Crib (PG) 3.27 60
May-25 Confucius Say - Meet Girl in Park (X) 3.27 48
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Fishing in Other Man's Well (R) 3.25 65
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Do Not Bite Nails (PG) 3.25 63
Jul-31 Confucius Says - Peeing through Screen Door (R) 3.24 33
Feb-25 Confucius - War (G) 3.22 127
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Building Crib (R) 3.22 37
Feb-25 Confucius Say - High on Pot (PG) 3.20 59
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Fight All Day (R) 3.18 56
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Cocky (X) 3.16 92
May-25 Confucius Say - Wrong Way (X) 3.13 46
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Prunes (G) 2.96 80
Nov-06 Confucius Says - War Doesn't Determine Who is Right (G) 2.96 26
Nov-06 Confucius Says - Panties Not Best Thing on Earth (R) 2.92 26
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Glass House (PG) 2.90 59
Mar-23 Confucius Says - Running around a Car (G) 2.85 40
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Dog House (R) 2.85 27
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Cat House (R) 2.82 22
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Fart in Church (PG) 2.81 88
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Drive Like Hell (PG) 2.79 33
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Sit on Tack (G) 2.77 65
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Run Behind Car (PG) 2.77 26
Nov-06 Confucius Says - Man and Dog House (R) 2.77 13
Jan-16 Confucius Says - Camping Trip (PG) 2.71 35
May-23 Confucius Say - Pot (PG) 2.66 58
Feb-25 Confucius Say - Run in Front of Car (PG) 2.62 26
May-15 Confucius Say - Bobbing in Corn Field (R) 2.58 26
Apr-01 Confucius Say - Wrong Candle (R) 2.57 23
Feb-25 Confucius Say - One Chopstick (G) 2.51 67
Sep-23 Confucius Says - Cooking Peas and Carrots (PG) 2.42 36
Feb-25 Confucius Says - Lightbulb Jokes (G) 2.18 89
Nov-06 Confucius Says - Glass House (R) 2.00 15
Nov-03 Confucius Say - Not on Level (X) 1.81 26

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