All wavs are in MPEG 3-Layer WAV 32kBit 22,050 Hz mono format. This type of compression allows you to keep good sound integrity of the wav and keeps the size small as well. They will play in chatrooms as well as windows sound recorder or windat. Note to people on AOL: This format will come up as 0:00 on AOL's wav player because the AOL Wav player only supports 8 or 16 bit wavs. However it WILL play in the chatrooms. Use your windows wav player or the chatroom to hear the wavs.
If you download a wav and you still cannot hear it in a chatroom or using Sound Recorder, you need the codec for MPEG format installed. Click here to download the MPEG format codec so your system will support this format MPEG.EXE. Simply run the file and it should install what you need to hear the wavs. Now simply use your Sound Recorder to hear the wavs. For more information on MPEG format, see FAQ about MPEG 3-Layer WAV Format.
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Defenseless Woman: "Why... nooo."
Spade: "Yeah, thats what I thought you'd say, tough guy!"
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