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You will find mostly Saturday Night Live wavs here, as well as some miscellaneous Adam Sandler and Chris Farley wavs placed here, for lack of a better place to put them. There are some wavs with vulgar language here, if this offends you please go back.

All wavs are in MPEG 3-Layer WAV 32kBit 22,050 Hz mono format. This type of compression allows you to keep good sound integrity of the wav and keeps the size small as well. They will play in chatrooms as well as windows sound recorder or windat. Note to people on AOL: This format will come up as 0:00 on AOL's wav player because the AOL Wav player only supports 8 or 16 bit wavs. However it WILL play in the chatrooms. Use your windows wav player or the chatroom to hear the wavs.

If you download a wav and you still cannot hear it in a chatroom or using Sound Recorder, you need the codec for MPEG format installed. Click here to download the MPEG format codec so your system will support this format MPEG.EXE. Simply run the file and it should install what you need to hear the wavs. Now simply use your Sound Recorder to hear the wavs. For more information on MPEG format, see FAQ about MPEG 3-Layer WAV Format.


3SIZES
22.6KMyers: "We have 3 sizes ... wee, not so wee, and FRIGGIN' HUGE!"
AMONGST
5.23K?: "Talk amongst yourselves."
ASTURKEY
119KA clip of Adam Sandler's I love Turkey song.
BABYE
18.8KHelen Hunt: "Buh Bye... I'm sorry, what part didn't you understand... the buh or the bye? Buh bye!"
BUHBYE
10.7KDavid Spade: "You're story has become tiresome.. buhhhhbye."
CAKEHOLE
29.5KFarley: "Mom, I wish you could be Santa's little helper, and shut your damn cakehole!"
CAR
109KClip of Sandler's Piece of shit car song.
CHURCHLA
12.1KCarvey: "Well, your naked breasts are all oiled up nicely."
CLADYSUK
20.9KChurch Lady: "To fight my demonic urges, I popped a butterrum livesaver and sucked away like there was no tomorrow."
COMPTERS
23.6KSteve Martin: "Today, in America, all the most swinging people use computers.."
COPIES
8.57KRob the Copy Guy: "Makin' copies!!"
CRAZYBGU
46.1KSandler: "I'm crazy backwards guy!! I'm not facing you, I'm facing the other way!! Isn't that crrraaazyyy!?"
DIPDOO1
49.6KA clip of Adam Sandler's Dip Stick Paddy Wack song.
EMILY
21.4KGilda Radner: "What's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?"
FOOD
326KAdam Sandler singing his Food Inuendo Guy song.
FOXES
12.9KSteve Martin: "Computers... to find foxes!?"
FOXES1
7.65KDan Akroyd: "Foxes!"
FYSANDLER
41.8KSandler (Not on SNL obviously): "You f**kin' bitch, f**k you, you forgot to pay the toll you F**kin' whore....."
GOMENTAL
4.16KMyers: "Don't go mental!"
GOODNITE
8.49KRadner: "Goodnight.. Rosanna Rosannadana.."
GRANDMA
100KA clip from the Adam Sandler Grandma song.
HEINY
8.39KSandler: "Want to touch the heiny!"
HURL
17.1KCarvey: "Uhh Wayne I'm so excited, I think I'm gonna hurl!"
INFOHIWY
17.3K?: "Due to construction, the information highway will be closed until further notice."
JANE
5.65KAkroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut."
LA_DE_DA
14.5KFarley: "Well, La de frickin' Da!"
LANGUAGE
12.5KFarley: "Watch your language in front of the lady punk!"
MONKBUTT
16.4KMyers: "Yeaahhh right.. and later monkeys might fly outta my butt!"
OUTLUNCH
6.84KMartin: "Out to lunccchhhhh."
PRESENTS
10.1K?: "If you die, can I have your presents?"
PUMP-UP
14.1KHans and Frans: "All we want to do is (clap) Pump you up!"
SANDLER
45.2KA clip of Sandler's Chuankah song.
SATAN
13.3KCarvey: "Could it beeeeee .. Satan!!!!??"
SNL20
23.9KEddie Murphy: "When a man loves a woman very much, they lay down and the man give the woman twenty dollars."
SNLCHO~1
142K?: The chopping broccoli song.
SNLFIGHT
20.7KSpade: "You wanna fight!!?"
Defenseless Woman: "Why... nooo."
Spade: "Yeah, thats what I thought you'd say, tough guy!"
SNLMAR~1
35.1KMary: "Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers under my arms and I smell them (sniff) like that.. and thats bad."
SNOOZRMA
7.57KRob the Copy Guy: "Snooz-O-Rama!"
SOLUTION
10.2KFarley: "Well as I see it, there is only one solution."
SOMETHNG
16.4KRadner: "It all goes to show you that it's always something."
SPECIAL
8.09KCarvey: "Well, isn't that extra special..."
SPECIAL2
8.49KCarvey: "Well, isn't that specialllll."
SQUAT
16KFarley: "You're not going to amount to jack squat!"
ST-GENX
54.5KA SNL/Star Trek Skit Wav.
SWEETMOT
14.3KFarley: "Sweet, mother of God.. what IS the holdup!?"
WANTTODO
9.31KFarley: "Young man, what do you want to do with your life?"
WASTE
56.6KWilliam Shatner host on SNL speaking to the audience: "For crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean look at you! Look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job that I did as a lark for a few years into a collosal waste of time!"
WHOISTHI
57.6KAdam Sandler's prank phone call skit.
WHOOP
13.1KFarley: "Well, whoop de freaking do!"
WILDCRZY
17.9KSteve Martin: "We are ... two wild and crazy guys!"
YAPPER
11.6KFarley: "I wish you could just shut your big yapper!"


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