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I don't normally do this -- in fact, I can't recall a time I've done this. But I want to use this space and the 50,000 hits a month it gets to make a political suggestion.

Many people here and elsewhere complain that they don't particularly like either of the major party choices, but feel that voting for the Green, Natural Law, Libertarian or Reform candidates would be "wasting their vote." I want to explain why, in some areas of the country, it is not a wasted vote and in fact can help alleviate what you perceive to be a lack of choice in the field of Presidential candidates.

The secret is the program of the Federal Elections Committee whereby political parties that draw a significant number of voters qualify for a large amount of matching Federal campaign funds in later elections. The magic number that represents "significant" is 5% of the electorate. If a party draws 5% or more of the overall nationwide popular vote, they can qualify for matching Federal funds in the next election cycle. Since modern campaigns run on money, this can make or break alternative parties, and by extension, make or break your real right to choose distinct candidates.

How does this fit in? Well, a comparatively few states are actually considered to be undecided about which candidate they'll support in November. Most states are pretty solidly Democrat or Republican. In those "safe" states, most candidates don't bother spending more than a bare minimum of time and money. In those states, you generally don't see many political ads, you won't get many in-person visits, no debates, nothing. You're being taken for granted. However, this is not all bad. If you live in a state where one candidate has more than a 5% lead in the polls over the other, why not take your vote and make a REAL difference: vote for a smaller party candidate! This won't affect the outcome of THIS election, but if that will help your favorite third party get to that magic nationwide 5% of the vote, you will have made an enormous difference in future elections. Those smaller parties will then have access to Federal money they can use to expand the issues, challenge the major parties, and deliver a REAL range of choices in the future.

I'm not gonna tell you who to vote for or against, but if you live in a state like New York or California or Maryland, which are expected to go Democratic in a big way, or Texas or Georgia or Virginia, which tend to go Republican, use your vote for something more important than just running up the vote totals of the major candidates. It doesn't matter if Bush or Gore win a state by a million votes or three votes, they still get all the electoral votes, so why waste your vote "piling on?" Use it to build real choices for a wider range of future candidates. Break out of the sameness of DemoPublican (or RepubliCrat) politics!

Vote third party -- show them the money!

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled rants.



Rant Number: 3718
When:
What kind: Other
Where: on this board
To the 17 year old kid. Hang in there. It sounds like life in your town is made up of a long list of people that could have starred in the movie Deliverance. I agree with Washu--college can be better but I must jump in here and add "some colleges." I got stuck spending my jr and sr. year in a Missouri hick town on the outskirts of St. Louis. (My breeder mother married a breeder man and she uprooted me to go there.) I went to a small state university and it was just a larger version of said hick town. The female to male ratio was 5 to 1 and if you can picture 19 year old future breeder women bemoaning whether "they will even get married at all" when they were 19--you get the picture. I was much happier attending an urban university in St. Louis where the student body was comprised of commuters.
Rant Number: 3717
When: Anytime
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave!
Where: http://www.ampland.com/humor/
This is HILARIOUS!
10 second MPEG clip, approx 600K. Funny as hell, click to download!
Rant Number: 3716
When: October 7, 2000
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where: The grocery store
I went to the grocery store this morning and it was suprisingly busy for an early Saturday morning. I waited in line for more than fifteen minutes just to get my stuff and the ENTIRE time, I was being stared at by the snot nosed brat that belonged to the ugly sow standing behind me. All hellspawn have that slack-jawed, vacant-eyed stare and they use it to get you to acknowledge and worship them. It makes me sick. I tried glaring, scowling, and ignoring, but none of it worked. Finally, I asked its handler to kindly remove it from my line of sight, before I did it for her. I can look quite evil when I want to (despite my small stature) and the sow quickly dragged her crotchdropping away from me, although she did huff and glare.

Kids shouldn't be allowed in public until they've learned basic manners, such as IT'S RUDE TO STARE.


Rant Number: 3715
When: October 6, 2000
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where: Rant 3701
To the poster who has housekeeping problems with her husband: we have a housecleaner come in every other week. Forty-five bucks and our house is spanking clean. It saved our relationship. We can afford it, because WE HAVE NO BRATS!
Rant Number: 3714
When: Today
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where: On the board
So, some buttcrap thinks it's cheaper to have kids now? Well, after adjusting the 1950 average fuel price for inflation, it comes out to $1.54, 1 cent less than the average national fuel price now! I saw a great little cartoon with a huge crying baby with an empty bottle that had "cheap gasoline" written on it. 2 "parunts" represent the dems and the GOP sat there arguing how to get the huge baby(US consumers) to shut the hell up. It was sickeningly funny.

I know of a great proverb pertaining to kids being inexpensive:
"It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins." -Ancient Chinese Proverb.
KMP Inc.
Rant Number: 3713
When:
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where:
about leaving the husband- it depends on how long this has gone on. If you've been married a short while you can probably just stop doing certain chores (one at a time) and "make" him pick up the slack. But if it's been awhile and/or the lines of communication are not open it may actually be easier to leave. And sometimes mentioning leaving will snap them into shape, you just have to stay watchful that they don't fall back into their lazy habits.

My husband recently expressed an interest in childern to a friend of mine and I was worried until I talked it over with him. He had even told her that the decision was up to me, but it still worried me for a while since he is not snipped yet. But he is still going thru with it and even tho he likes kids he doesn't want the troubles that come with them and readily admits that. I told him we could borrow my sister's kids if he ever wants to see what it's like :) He wasn't too keen on that idea. tj


Rant Number: 3712
When: October 16, 2000
What kind: Other
Where: Right here
Hey, Seventeen Year-Old Kid - I feel your pain, believe me! College is better, just make that your mantra for the rest of high school. Anyway, about the hunting thing. As much as I hate to agree with your dork classmates about anything, they do have a point about the need to keep the deer population to a sustainable level. In areas like the one where I live, the deer's natural predators are gone - and introducing wolves or cougars near a major metropolitan, or even a farming, community is a BAD IDEA. They can and will attack livestock, which is terrible for the farmer. Anyway, that means there's only one predator left. Yep, you guessed it - humans. I don't really have a problem with hunting provided it's done responsibly, and so long as the animal is actually used for something besides being hung on the @#$$@# wall. The problem is, too often that doesn't happen, and that's when I take issue with these so-called "hunters." (Like, they need to stay off property that's clearly marked "No Hunting.") And how anybody can mistake a Holstein for a deer is truly beyond me...not to mention the idiots who manage to kill or maim themselves or others every year...::sigh:: The ones that really get me, though, are the ones that wound an animal and then don't bother to track it and put it out of its misery. That REALLY burns me up! And (I used to see this ALL the time) when they take the sprogs out and don't bother to teach them things like protocol or basic safety or anything like that. Thus, of course, allowing them to endanger themselves or others... For ample illustration of these attitudes, reference Jeff Foxworthy.
Rant Number: 3711
When: October 6, 2000
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where: Here!
Hey Seventeen-Year-Old!

Hang in there! I assume you're destined for college, so drop me a line! I graduated from an Ivy league and I think us alumni can still write letters of recommendation. You're as bright as anyone else on this board, and I'm pleasantly surprised you're doing so well despite a class of morons.

Washu! ^O^
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Rant Number: 3710
When: Today
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where: Right here
Ranter 3701, for the love of God and for the sake of all that is holy, get out NOW. It will not get better. Your slob husband will only get slobbier, and feel more entitled to your care, the longer you're married to him. If you want a life for yourself that doesn't include picking up after someone *who is an adult* and who *ought to give a damn about you*, then leave. Now. Do not pass Go. Do not make any excuses. Do not try to train him. It will not work. He'll clean up after himself for a while, then slack off again...and you'll be in this mess even deeper. If he knows how much it bugs you, he ought to be changing his behavior...and he's not. This tells you all you need to know about you in his hierarchy of priorities.
Rant Number: 3709
When: October 6th, 2000
What kind: I just wanna flame
Where: the babysitting service they call school
Today, the class got into a discussion about hunting and how many deer they plan to blow away. The teacher, knowing my love for animals, said that I was against hunting, right? "I don't see the point of it," I answered simply. One scrawny moron on the other side of the room says, "Ya gotta hunt er dere'll be too many deer." I said, "Well, there are too many people in the world, so why not just start blastin' away?" "What makes you think there are too many people in the world?" asks the teacher whinily. Then this other genius--a Butterball turkey in parachute pants--tells me, "It says in da Bible dat everyting is ours to blow up! Seriously, man! It says dat in da Bible!" Interestingly, this oven-stuffer is an admitted atheist! So I am a freak for not wanting to unnecessarily kill other living things. Ya want meat, I figure, trot off to the supermarket and buy it in a wrapper. But no, they say--ya gotta kill and mutilate it yourself. Ah, the future looks bright, doesn't it? The Seventeen-Year-Old "Kid"
Rant Number: 3708
When: Today
What kind: Something elsewhere on the net
Where: www.ljworld.com - "Reader Reaction"
GodDAMN it! Our local paper has a bulletin board where people post and discuss local/regional/national/international news and related topics. I posted today under an alias about the unfairness of paying an average of $2500/year MORE in taxes than breeders who make what I make because they get the tax cuts and the CF pay for all the infrastructure their spawn use. My post was a perfectly legit post, angry, yes, but I didn't call names or get mean, just explained my position as an over-taxed CFer. Well, folks, of course I got two standard replies, one of whom said that EVERYONE should be responsible for raising -- you guessed it -- "the people who will wipe your butt when you get old." I was in the process of posting a reply, when it wouldn't go thru (you do have to register an email address to use the bbs, but most people do so anonymously). Why, you wonder? Someone apparently bitched to the webmaster and they fucking kicked me off and deleted my posts! So as always, the breeders bitch when their fucking entitlements are questioned and the CF voice was silenced in the process. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! I'm cancelling my script to the paper, and I'm telling them why, not that they care, it's the only media outlet in town and they are definitely on the conservative, pro-life, pro-breeder end of the stick. Fuckers!
Rant Number: 3707
When:
What kind: Garden-variety rant
Where:
I was reading the post below about the woman who said how cheap it is now to have a baby. I don't know if it's necessarily cheap, but the economy in the US is good and unemployemnt is down, so people tend to think this kind of money rolling in will last forever. The reason I bring this up is that I was just thinking the other day that people can't seem to stop at just two babies. In one camp you've got the "Well, there's two of us adults, so we'll create two children to replace ourselves." Yet you have the others who complain about traffic, pollution, crowded schools, expensive housing and continue to have children without the slightest idea of a connection between overpopulation and the afore-mentioned problems.

Another related rant: women who get depressed when they can't get pregnant when they already have two children. I've seen it happen: two healthy children already, yet life revolves around having that third one. I wanna say, "Hey, be glad you have two healthy ones already. They don't want a depressed mother!" Of course, that would not be taken very well.


Rant Number: 3706
When: now
What kind: Bratty-kid-in-public rant
Where: here
REst of spinal bifida mom rant- I am so upset, I cut my self off twice trying to finish this sad saga. Anyway spinal bifida mom had had a tubal after 15 year old was born , but her tubes came untied. Scary huh? Anyway, she had ultrasound screening,and was told her fetus would be born with spinal bifida. THE CUNT DECIDED TO WHELP THE RUNT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! Not only that, Cunt wanted to have a second baby to ''keep her spinal bifida baby company''Thank god the fool was talked out of that, and her tubes retied after she dropped her litter . She says this spinal bifida baby is a special gift of god. OH< Jesus Christ, spare me. Guess where welfare mom's other brat was when she found out she was pregnant? In jail!!! Wonderful mother. I'm tearing my hair out at the utter stupidity of these cunts that we HAVE to support with our taxes- we have no choice in the matter- if I could choose where my taxes could go, of course wellfare mothers are the last place I would choose. That rant about cunts choosing blindness to bear a child just frosted the cake. I hope those women really do lose their sight if they spawn. Tzarina in Texas
Rant Number: 3705
When: Last week
What kind: Clueless parent rant
Where: My friend's house
Have I met a dumb breeder cunt- in the house I am selling my friend. My friend is a black man who sees only white women- even his child and grand child are white. Well, my friend has taken up with the dumbest breeder white trash piece of junk. First, she is a welfare mother who has just spawned(The child is not my friend's). She is 38and has 2 older children, age 15, and 19, and one grandchild about 1 1/2 years old. Her newest runt is 8 months old, and has Spinal Bifida. Guess what???? BReeder cunt had prenatal screening(I can't think of name of procedure) Breeder cunt was TOLD her fetus would be born with Spinal Bifida.
Rant Number: 3704
When: last weekend
What kind: My neighbor's kids rant
Where: my neighborhood
OK, so a breeder family moves into my mostly adult condo community -- three preteen boys, as far as I can tell. Last Friday night, they 'celebrated' the weekend by going to the end of the block (which butts into a major thoroughfare) and stood there yelling at traffic going by. Not any words, just "Aaaaaaagh, aaaaaaaaaahhh!" at every car that went by. During breaks in traffic, they'd run out and stand in the street, yelling back and forth to one another. This went on for over an hour.
If they pull it again tonight, I'll calling the non-emergency police number and reporting that some kids are playing "chicken" in traffic. The cops in my city are quick, & tend not to take any BS. If the Screamin' Trio act up tonight, I will let you all know what sort of police response I get.
They've been here one WEEK, and are already a disruption.

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