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|21.9K||From the Movie.. The Ref - Shut the fuck up! You speak when fucking spoken to.. OKAY?? This is not fucking highschool motherfucker!||22.3K||Who are you calling Jerk?? You long haired, fatbellied, goofy tattoed, sixties throwback Village People Wannabe Biker FREAK!!!||51.1K||Steve Ray Von is dead and we can't get John Bon Jovi in a Helicopter .. come on folks.. Get on that helicopter John... Shut the fuck up and get on that helicopter.. there's a hair dresser in there yea.. go ahead in there.. yea yea..||156K||I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible ... Hot Pink.. with Whale skin hubcabs .. and ALL leather cow interior and maybe round baby seal eyes for headlights.. yeah!! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph getting one mile per gallon .. sucking down quarter pounder cheesburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned non biodegradable styrofoam containers .. and when I am done sucking down those greaseball burgers .. I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it! You know why?? Because we got the bombs .. thats why. Two words .. Nuclear Fucking Weapons .. OKAY!? Russia, Germany, Romainia .. they can have all the democracy they want..||33.5K||I think .. Jim Henson said it best .. when he said .. anybody got an aspirin.. I think I got a cold...||58K||I LOVE Nyquil man.. I LOVE it! I Love it .. I Love it .. I love it!! It's the best shit ever invented.. isn't it? Ahhhhh!!? I love the name alone ... capital N, small y, Big Fucking Q!!! I love that fucking Q .. don't you? What a great advertising idea .. put a HUGE fucking Q on the box||54.4K||Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get me one of those Trachyotomies .. so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. AhhhhhhhhhhhhH!!!! I'm gonna get nine trachyotomies all the way around my neck .. I'll be Trachyotomy Man!! He can smoke a pack at a time.. he's Trachyotomy Man!!||21.2K||I would never do crack.. I would never do crack .. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass .. okay folks..||73.7K||I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would ... HEY!! Join the fucking club OKAY! Life sucks .. NOBODYS happy. Happiness comes in small doses folks .. it's a cigarette or a chocolate chip cookie or a 5 second orgasm and thats it OKAY.. ? You come .. you eat the cookie .. you smoke the butt .. you go to sleep .. you get up in the morning and go to fucking work ..OKAY!||235K||This is the full Nyquil diaglogue 60.24 seconds long.