The perfect Happy Woman's afternoon:Repair your own transmission and make 3 1/2 dozen Maple Butter Cookies.
Halloween is right around the corner and we have have some terrific money saving tips —Remember, as with most major holidays, it is the impression of giving rather than the gift itself that matters!
Which religion is right for you? Happy Woman asked six supermodels to help you in your spiritual quest.
Special Upcoming Event on our Television Network!!! Kathy Wilson from Kooking with Kathy will answer your questions live to tape October 25th. Don't miss this opportunity to interact with one of HWTV's most popular hosts.
The Spotlight this week is on our Guest Author Maria Dolan Check out her column: Confessions of a Trophy Wife.
Celebrity Interviews: Barbra Streisand, Oprah Winfrey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Calista Flockhart, Darva Conger Rosie O'Donnell and more!
Funeral Etiquette: Do's and Don'ts: Tips that will ensure you get invited back!
In the market for a new job? Take a peek at our Do's and Don'ts for Job Hunting You could be flipping burgers with the best!
How Prozac Saved My Marriage--Tanya Kowalsky reports on the wonder drug that changed her life! A must read for lousy wives.
"How I lost weight playing the Shame Game." Margot Kitchener thought she was just fine until a kind friend gave her the skinny on how her weight affected others.
I Hate My Thighs!!!! Jessica's battle with those flabby foes.
What your eyebrows say about you---find out what statement those hairy little critters are making.
Make yourself useful: have we got a do-it-yourself project for you! Build your own Piano.
Are You Popular? Take our quiz and find out!
Secrets of the Stars-- What the they do in their sparetime
Find out who inspired your favourite celeb in Divine Inspiration.
A Happy Woman needs a Happy Man: Some pointers that will turn a Grumpy Grant into a Happy Herbie!!
Make Happy Woman your daily source for fluffy news: Entertainment Headlines Movie Reviews and TV News.
Reader's Favourites:
Footbinding- for Health & Beauty This fab 10th century craze is taking America by storm!
The Elderly: What's causing them and what you can do. A HW special report not to be missed!!!!
Do it Yourself: This project will save you over $4000. Fun for the whole family.Home appendectomy
Another do-it-yourselfer -Human Cloning. A fab project if you're too tired for sex or just plain homely.
Check out the Archives for more Reader's Favourites.
Libby Interviews Barbra Streisand
A Thought for the Day& Horoscope
Very little time left win a a 2001 Dodge Caravan. Stranger people than you have won things, so why not give it a try?
The Spotlight this week is on our Guest Author Maria Dolan
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Music handpicked by our very happy staff.
Libby interviews Oprah Winfrey
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Libby interviews Calista Flockhart
You can be interesting too! Quotes
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Foot Binding for Health & Beauty
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This is a parody of a magazine and we do not actually recommend you try any tips or advice we give you. (Pretend it's your mother) You've been warned so don't come crying to us if you starved to death on our diet , if your cloning experiment failed or if someone accidentally took out your liver.
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