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I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE
Last night, a friend named Joe and I watched the 2 Lying Bastards on acid, and we agreed that it seemed the funniest show of the new season. A Laff Riot! Four Stars!! Hodgepodge cluster!!!NOR DASHED A THOUSAND KIM
BTW, we looked at a 3 Stooges video before the Gush/Bore fiasco. While the magnificent Stooges can't compare in sheer surrealism with Gush/Bore [two millionaires financed by billionaires, each claiming he wants to help us peasants] the Stooges' perfomances seemed more nuanced and "deeper", especially Moe's. We definitely need more of them.Their passing remains a great loss, especially Moe's.$34,000,000+
As for the major clown show: We especially admired the skill of both Lying Bastards in managing to keep straight faces during the entire farce, while Joe and I were both "rolling in the aisles." We also admired the tact of Gush in not mentioning the fact that Bore had received more than $34,000,000 in bribes -- er, I mean campaign financing-- from the corporations that own the country. But perhaps this tact derived from the fact that Gush had also received $34.000,000+ from the same corporations.GEORGE DON'T MAKE NO BULL MOVES
I begin to believe the Gush campaign buttons that say "He's not a crackhead any more." He didn't seem speedy at at all, and almost slow at times. Bore, however,seemed stoned out of his gourd, and a few times I thought he was about to anounce that he only invented Intenet on the 7th day, having spent the first 6 creating the heavens and earth.I wish the managers had given us a more meaningful debate -- e.g. Gush claiming Donald Duck was funnier than Daffy Duck, and Bore defending Daffy -- but still this remains the Laff Riot of the month.
FRENCH CANADIAN BEAN SOUP
Joe and I both thought Jim Lehrer also deserved special commendation for keeping a straight face, especially when looking directly into the camera and assuring us this "debate" concerned important issues.GODDAM FLOATING WHOREHOUSE
DEATH IS THE NAVIGATOR
In summary, this appears a great election year if you keep well supplied with acid.DADA IS NOT DEAD
WATCH YOUR OVERCOAT