Greetings boils and ghouls! It's your old pal, the Crypt Keeper here.
Come over to my CRYPT for another SIP from my CAULDRON OF SPEW,
have you? Well, I've got just the drink for you -- hee, hee, hee! Here
are dark and haunted tales to RATTLE YOUR BONES and leave you
crying TEARS OF TERROR! Hee, hee, hee!

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Seeing Ear Theatre brings Tales From The Crypt to life in an all-new
audio drama based on the original EC comic books. These are never-
before-produced chillers and thrillers created with Seeing Ear Theatre's
signature mix of top-notch story-telling and cutting edge effects (slime
and bloody dripping never sounded so GOOD).