Don'tcha be holdin yerr breath cause thisin one gonna takes awile.
You may however want to hold your breath if you or someone near you FARTS! And there are ways to identify those mysterous trouser cough's! (soon there will be a link here to the official "Trouser Cough Page")

• Knights Of The Round Table With a stinky twist.
  
• Entrance Form for next years farting competition.
• FAQ You wanted to know...?
• Trouser Cough Page You to can identify those mysterious little...(not up & running yet)
• The spam and beans FART