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Tannhauser Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:06 PM
   
An extrusion from Jack Fear back into the Core... This is just a bagatelle, based on the mainstay of top TV entertainers Ant&Dec's "Wonkey Donkey". Essentially, one describes an animal in a particular set of circumstances, these circumstances being summarisable with an adjective or phrase which rhymes with the animal's name. Others must then guess the animal. "Spunky Monkey" is very dimilar, except that all entries must be eye-wateringly obscene. Thus, the above was the answer to the description of a higher primate covered in viscous white fluid. Any takers? IP: Logged |
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Monkeypope Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:44 PM
So a large alligator type animal buggering a corpse would be... IP: Logged |
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TyroneShoelaces Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:51 PM
Necrophile Crocodile! A small furry mammal known for leaping off cliffs licking an arsehole would be? IP: Logged |
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Doctor Sax Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:53 PM
That would be a necrophile crocodile. What about a shit-eating feline? IP: Logged |
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Doctor Sax Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:54 PM
Dunno? Rimming lemming? I was too late on the last one. IP: Logged |
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Count Whisper Junior Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:58 PM
Doctor Sax.......scat cat perchance??? IP: Logged |
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Tannhauser Member |
posted 16-11-2000 03:59 PM
quote: A scat cat. A tiny, slow-moving simian being immersed in urine, then cruelly and viciously wrung out into a bucket over and over again? IP: Logged |
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Doctor Sax Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:05 PM
Er... piss-cloth sloth? IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:13 PM
A small talking bird that enjoys erotic strangulation would be...? IP: Logged |
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Count Whisper Junior Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:15 PM
Okay...what about a farm yard fowl who enjoys analingus IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:22 PM
Arse-lickin' chicken. IP: Logged |
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Count Whisper Junior Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:28 PM
OKAY the chicken was too easy ....um what about a little avian, popular at Christmas who enjoys tasting his own emissions from his lovers anus? IP: Logged |
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Monkeypope Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:28 PM
"Arse-lickin' chicken" Finger licking good. Now that gives me a mental image of KFC that I'll probably never get over. IP: Logged |
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TyroneShoelaces Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:37 PM
quote: Felching robin? IP: Logged |
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Kali Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:37 PM
Um, Jack, I keep coming back to choked chicken, though I know that's not what you meant at all. Wait!! Garrotte parrot??? IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:46 PM
Bingo! IP: Logged |
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Count Whisper Junior Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:47 PM
No Tyrone but close, I was thinking of...rim-jobbing robin (is that a song by the Jackson 5???) IP: Logged |
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Kali Member |
posted 16-11-2000 04:50 PM
Whoo-hoo!! Give me another! IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:10 PM
A jet-black herald of doom that has had all its pubic hair removed? IP: Logged |
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TyroneShoelaces Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:14 PM
P'shaw. Shaven Raven. Way too easy. Isn't that the name of a porn mag? IP: Logged |
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Count Whisper Junior Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:18 PM
'Kay tenuous this one....an eight tentacled beastie of the deep that wants to shag its mum?? IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:18 PM
I'm crap because I thought it was all birds... How about this one: a poisonous wriggling thing with no legs that likes to fiddle with the kiddies? IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:21 PM
By the way: oedipus octopus! IP: Logged |
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Monkeypope Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:22 PM
Pedophile python. Easy. So, who's going to be the first to take all these rhymes and create an epic poem for The Inspiration? [This message has been edited by Monkeypope (edited 16-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:31 PM
"Python" doesn't rhyme with "pedophile": I believe the phrase you're looking for is "pedophile reptile." IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:38 PM
Nope. Clue: think Queen of Egypt. [This message has been edited by Zenith (edited 16-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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Enamon Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:43 PM
I dont know... Asp Molest, may be? IP: Logged |
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Dayglo Indian Goddess Member |
posted 16-11-2000 05:57 PM
Pederast asp? IP: Logged |
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Zenith Member |
posted 16-11-2000 06:10 PM
Ding! 10 points. IP: Logged |
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Kali Member |
posted 16-11-2000 06:47 PM
<jumps up and down like an excited schoolkid> Me! Me! I want to guess one! IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 07:15 PM
A large swamp-dwelling reptile with a thing for battery-powered sex toys would be a... A marmot that provides a satisfying sexual experience would be a... (double rhyme, 3 words) And lastly (and most ridiculously), a large ocean shrimp that must resort to an artificial phallus because his real appendage has been rotted away by venereal disease would be a... (double rhyme, three words, one a hyphenate) That last one is so lame and strained, I'll be amazed if anybody gets it. IP: Logged |
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basic Member |
posted 16-11-2000 07:30 PM
quote: Vibrator Aligator
quote: Good fuck Woodchuck
quote: Strap-on Prawn is the closest I can get... [This message has been edited by basic (edited 16-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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Kali Member |
posted 16-11-2000 08:26 PM
Dammit, someone else beats me to it again! IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 08:30 PM
Basic, I kiss you!!! But the prawn's got a venereal disease, so he's a... ...drumroll please... ...strap-on clap prawn. <ducks hail of rotten fruit> IP: Logged |
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Jack Fear Member |
posted 16-11-2000 09:02 PM
And try as I might, I can't seem to do anything with the words "macaque," "priapic," or "capuchin." And knowing that "badger" and "tadger" rhyme does me no good at all. And I was going to propose that a buffalo who likes having his nipples clamped would be a vise-on bison, but I've still got a shred of decency. IP: Logged |
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basic Member |
posted 16-11-2000 10:04 PM
And I've been trying to think of an animal that rhymes with coprophage for about an hour now... IP: Logged |
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Ganesh Member |
posted 16-11-2000 10:59 PM
A voraciously lesbian freshwater fish? IP: Logged |
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Ganesh Member |
posted 16-11-2000 11:07 PM
And... A stork-like bird with a penchant for golden showers? IP: Logged |
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Ganesh Member |
posted 16-11-2000 11:13 PM
And... A large farmyard bird which has been ejaculated upon by several males? IP: Logged |
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E. Randy Dupre Member |
posted 17-11-2000 12:03 AM
quote: I believe that'd be a Dyke Pike. IP: Logged |
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