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Farting, farts and setting fire to them....
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Prepare a flame close to the
place of expulsion or 'Anus'.
(Do not do this naked unless you are intending to relive puberty)
Force out sulphur compound from ass to achieve a small explosion and a high 'E' tone.
Rekindle man's natural fear of fire and attempt to escape.
(WARNING: it is scientifically proven your fart will follow you)
 
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Thanks to the Leamington Layabouts for the clip!
 

Farting up close and personal...
Click here to 'see' a fart!
You've all heard one, but have you ever seen one?
 
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Thanks to Carl Plant for this one (it's his ring).

Farting on the world stage...
So this is how they light the Olympic flame 'down under'.

So you thought you knew everything about farting...

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So does anyone know how to 'butt breathe'....?

Your farts, come on there must be some more out there!
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