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February 1, 2001:
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Religion news briefs
Surveillance cameras filmed every single spectator at Super Bowl
Russian Maffia stole my sperm
Marilyn Manson won't be Wonka after all (scroll to bottom of page)
Cat stuck on Railroad tracks dodges 90 trains, survives.
Excited fan accidentally injures Tiger Woods, may prevent him from playing Pebble Beach
Jello - the official state snack of Utah
Man sues strip club after stripper lights him on fire
(St. Louis Dispatch)
Illinois trucker claims child porn kept him awake at the wheel
Chewing gum causes mental retardation
President Bush caught saying stuff again with microphone on
Bush appoints his brother Ambassador to Chad
8-year-old suspended for carrying a loaded chicken finger
Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
Why Brahms Dozed and Van Gogh Saw Yellow
Fed Drops Interest Rates, Acid at "Policy Rave"
For sale: ACTUAL TRASH (may vary from picture)
William Shatner to host Miss USA pageant
Hidden messages in Microsoft symbol fonts
New amusement for Minneapolis commuters: Cows on Ice
Will masturbation shrink the penis?
If Operating Systems Were Beers...
Innocent inanimate objects (like Gallagher, but with high powered weapons)
A letter from an 8 year old girl to a pilot on Qantas airlines (pic)
Cigarettes saved at least one life.
Marylin Manson and Tim Burton buddy up to warp Willy Wonka's Choc. Factory
Canadiens sold to American
(Oakland (Michigan) Press)
Parents won't let drunk son sleep with girl he picked up in a bar.
The Dubya countdown clock
(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
Static electricity from your ass can cause tragic explosion at gas pump
January 31, 2001:
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Pirate attacks reach record highs (prepare for boarding)
Beer song gets canned
Catholic Church won't let 5 year old take communion
Drug Dealer gets robbed, calls police.
The shocking truth about what Battlestar Galactica's daggit really was (pic) (via
Accused road rage attacker claims in court that victim's face hit his fist
Study: men will do anything to get laid, women like fast cars
MS exec: Linux is going down
Taxi driver offers semi-naked service after falling down manhole
It's very expensive to be Anna Nicole Smith
Meanwhile in India: Mystics vs Science
The Great Escape!
Picture of Jesse Jackson car in NASCAR
Another game- Gorlactica
Ninja Burger looking for someone to direct their commercial
(Deseret News )
Award-winning research shows people get groggy without regular sleep.
Drunken, toothless Canadian redneck mushroom hunters
Pro Crate 3000 game (Bejewled with crates) wins Award
America still a British colony, says website.
The Bush Mandate Map
UFOs reported over Tampa durring Super Bowl
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