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Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.

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Afrikaans O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Alsatian Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Ancient Greek O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Arabic Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi! *
Assyrian iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Babylonian iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Bengali Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Bosnian boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Czech Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave! *
Danish Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Dutch O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
English Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Farsi Vay Khodayeh bozorg! yek tabar toyeh sareh man hast. *
Finnish Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
French Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
German Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Greek hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
Gujarati Aare Bhaghwan! Mara matha ma ek kuladi chhe. *
Hexidecimal 4f 68 20 6d 79 20 67 6f 64 21 20 54 68 65 72 65 27 73 20 61 6e 20 61 78 65 20 69 6e 20 6d 79 20 68 65 61 64 2e *
Hick Oh LAWD! Dere's uh ax in mah haid. *
Hungarian Jaj Istenem, balta van a fejemben!! *
Icelandic Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Indonesian Ya Allah, dikepalaku ada kapak. *
Italian Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Japanese ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Klingon ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Latin Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
Latvian Oh, mans Dievs, man ira ciervis mana galva. *
Lithuanian Dieve mano! Kirvis yra mano galvoje! *
Maori Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Middle Egyptian in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Norwegian Herre Gud! Jeg har en \ks i hodet!
Polish O Moi Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Portuguese Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Russian Bozhemoi! Eta topor v u-menyu golovwi!
Slovak Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave! *
Slovenian Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Spanish !Dios mio! !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Swahili Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Swedish Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Tagalog Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Tamil (dialect 1) Ada kadavule! En thalaiyil oru kodali irrukku! *
Tamil (dialect 2) Ada Kadavule! Yen thalayil oru kodaali irukirathu! *
Tamil (dialect 3) Kadavule! En thalaiyil oru aruval irukirathu! *
Telugu oh bhagavantuda! na tala lo goddali undi. *
Telugu (dialect) vaari deevudo! na talakai meeda kulaadi unnade *
Turkish Aman Allahim! Kafamda bir balta var! *
Vietnamese (North) Oi gioi oi! Cai bu'a no bo vao dau toi! *
Vietnamese (Central)Oi troi phat oi! Cai rua chem vo dau tui! *
Vietnamese (South) Chu'a toi oi! Cai rua chat be dau tao! *
Visigothic Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Welsh A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

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