Hi, I'm
Kevin Thompson. I'm the QB at Lawndale High. That means quarterback.
(It's an abbreviation like NFL or MVP or Spot.) That may not mean
much in cyberspace, but down here on earth it's a pretty big deal.
My dad says I need a skill besides building can towers, because
after last weekend's game he doesn't think we should count on that
football scholarship. So I told him I always wanted to learn to
play the bagpipes but I guess he didn't hear me, since he got me
a computer and a chair that goes up and down instead. Oh wow, it
spins too!
And he paid this guy Todd to come over and help me make a web
site. Todd wears a baseball cap with an alien face on it and has
a big butt. Not that I notice guy butts, no way. In the shower I
just stare at the tiles. Uh, this is making me uncomfortable. Anyhow,
Todd went away to college when he was 14 but then he cracked up
and now he builds robots in his Mom's basement. He told me computer
code is made up of X's and O's just like football plays. I think
he was trying to buddy up to me because then he asked if I could
fix him up with a cheerleader like I'm David Coppertone or some
other miracle guy.
Anyway, I hope you like my web site and come back soon. Although
it probably won't change much once Todd goes home.
A Disclaimer from Webmaster Todd K. Feichmann:
The size of my nether parts is irrelevant as I prefer to dwell
in an otherworldly realm of mental energy where all is possible.
There I exist as a svelte half man/half wolf named Rheingold. And
what would I want with a cheerleader when I can revel nightly with
a bevy of spritely unicorns?
I'm only doing this because I need the money for plane fare to
FantastiCon in Auckland, New Zealand. Last year it was in Pittsburgh,
but ever since Xena those damn Kiwis think they rule fandom. They
shall learn otherwise when they wither before the onslaught of my
multi-part, multi-dimensional Classic Trek fanfics! Self-publishing
is self-fulfillment!
