Adapted for the stage by Brad Friedman
From a short story by Ted Kaczynski!
(Yes, that Ted Kaczynski!)
(Don't believe us? Read the Press Release
for this historic event!)
(Or read Ted's actual short-story!)
One Night Only: 9/18/99
|Ted / Cabin Boy
||Li'l Jessie Marion
Unabomber makes his worldwide stage debut in this adapation of the short story that he
wrote in prison for Off! Magazine. The staging of this controversial
parable was a historic event for CRIME SCENE as it was the first to be written by
an actual (convicted) criminal!
It's the story of a boatload
of politically correct passengers and crew, unwittingly at the mercy of the treacherous
Captain and his Mates who have set the course for the ship far to the North into dangerous
icebergs and floes. While the passengers and crew complain about working conditions, not
enough blankets, kicking the dog and the right to suck cocks publically, only the Cabin
Boy (played by Ted himself!) can see that the troubles ahead out-weight any of these other
issues. Do they listen to his call for a violent uprise? Or do they smash
straight into an iceburg and die? What do you think?
He's a Unabomber and a Cabin Boy!
He's an Anglo Sailor!
He's a Mexican Sailor!
He's an Injun Sailor!
She's an Animal Lover!
Li'l Jessie Marion
She's a woman! He's a college professor!
Kathi Copeland and Corey Klemow
They're the demented crew!
Mark Auerbach, Adam Bitterman & Bruno Oliver