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Frequently Asked Questions

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If your question is not answered below, please feel free to send us an email.  manbeef@manbeef.com or try our easy to use contact form.

Q Do you really use real human meat?
A Yes, all of our products are made with 100% human meat.  We do not add any other meats or "fillers" to any of our products.  When you order from us, you can be assured that you will only receive the highest quality human meat.   To find out more about our meat, check out our Processing page
Q Why do you not sell your products directly off your website?
A We do this, because we prefer to deal with our customers on a more personal basis.  Because we are so focused on customer service and customer satisfaction, we do not wish to lose all contact with our customers.  Because we cater to a select group of clientele, we find it better to deal directly with our customers.

We also do not sell products directly off of our website because we would be unable to meet the demand of thousands of orders per day.  Because the supply of high quality human meat is limited, we have to limit the number of orders we accept.

Most Importantly 
Because our products contain human meat we are unable to sell to just anyone.  We require that all our customers sign both a contract and a waver before they are allowed to purchase any product containing human meat.  We also run a background check on all individuals that wish to purchase human meat.  This is because we are unable to provide our services to some individuals with criminal histories.   We also require membership because purchasing, consuming, and shipping human meat may be illegal in your area.  While our legal department runs the background check on a prospective customer they also check all your local and federal laws relating to human meat.  To become a member, click here.


Q Can human meat be frozen and retain it's flavor?
A Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. If freezing any ManBeef product is necessary, it should be kept in original wrapping or after heated tightly sealed and stored at 0 degrees F for no longer than two months.
Q How are ManBeef human meat products shipped and what shipping options do I have?
A Our standard shipping method will get your package delivered within seven business days or less from the day we receive your order. In select cities, we use our own refrigerated shipping trucks, however, if you live outside of our covered area, we currently use your major local shipping companies for delivery.  Companies used depend on your state/country. You don't have to be home to receive your package. Our delivery companies are asked to leave your package at your front door. We also offer Express and Overnight delivery options. Please see our Shipping Information page for complete details. Your products are shipped in a polystyrene cooler packed with dry ice to insure that they will arrive frozen and in perfect condition. If you have additional questions about shipping, feel free to send us an email. customerservice@manbeef.com
Q Is there an easy way to tell when human meat on the grill is cooked through?
A Cook human meat to the well-done stage. ManBurgers and ManBeef steaks should have no pink in the center.  You can also check out our Panbroiling & Panfrying, Broiling, and  Roasting sections for more ManBeef cooking information.
Q We cook manburgers on the grill almost every weekend. Sometimes they taste dry and bland. What am I doing wrong?
A For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. Grill ManBeef burgers over medium heat . And resist the temptation to press on the burgers while they're grilling, as this squeezes out the juices and makes them dry.  You can also read our BBQ Tips section to learn more about barbecuing.
Q I love to marinate human meats because the flavor is so good but I never remember to start in time for dinner. Any suggestions?
A To easily marinate, freeze the human meat right in the marinade. Placed washed and dried pieces in a large plastic freezer bag and coat with enough dressing to cover. Place in freezer. When ready to use, thaw overnight in refrigerator. It marinates while thawing.   For some good marinades and sauces, check our Recipes section.  Also, check out our Marinades section, for information about marinades and rubs.
Q I've never cooked human meat before, is there anything special that I need to do?
A No, human meat is just like any other red meat.  But like any other meat, you have to know how to safely handle it.  For meat handling tips, check out our Handling & Cookware section.   You can also browse our Recipes sectionfor some good meal ideas.
Q Why is human meat so expensive?
A Human meat is so expensive, because it is extremely difficult to obtain.   And it is even more difficult to obtain human meat that is of exceptionally high quality.  However, because human meat has a uniquely exquisite flavor, it is known world wide as a gourmet delicacy.  To find out more about why quality human meat is so difficult to obtain, and how we go about obtaining our meats, please view our Processing page.

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