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Me
and Dan are back in good 'ol Sydney and it feels like being back home.
Ezzy has gone Back to Melbourne and is leaving for Perth in a weeks
time.
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true IBM'er! So at least we have something recovered from before. No
Discussion Board messages though sorry. But I am trying to get another
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Griffith NSW and Adelaide SAPosted Tuesday, March 13, 20017:36 GMT by
James
It was too expensive to get online in Adelaide
(couldn't be arsed), so here's what has happenedsince the last little
update:
Ezzy left Sydney for a trip down to Canberra and some
of rural Australia, before meeting the others in
Griffith. Since moving on we have found out (from
everyone we speak to) that this small town is nationally
renowned as the marijuana growing capital ofAustralia and run by the
Mafia.
So anyway we ended up on a farm of 60 acres,
picking grapes at 77 cents a bucket ($54 or £21 a
tonne - a tonne being 70 buckets), living in our tent
inside a barn with concrete floor (see future pictures.)
The farm was owned by an Italian called Jim, who
had an unpronounceable surname. To be fair he never
knew our names either. He was convinced that "the
winery bastards - they f**k the little man over".
Our co-workers included:
1. Chiko. A Japanese traveller (not fat). Farmer Jim
couldn?t decide whether he was Chinese or Japanese,
but he knew that he worked hard because he was from
a poor family in a poor country (Yeah right). He was
even thinking about donating one of the rusty old bikes
that we shared our living space with, to him, so he
could presumably do up and use it to travel the rest of
the country (See he is a nice farmer).
2. Barry. A toothless, miserable, drunken, old bastard,
on the run from the old bill for a number of offences
including a hit and run, and suspected armed robbery
of the Billabong Bottle Shop in Griffith), not to mention
his 5 year stretch in prison for ?running down a black
fellah - accidentally, mind you, although I was pissed!
That was back in my home stompin' ground up in the Northern Territory?.
3. Gypsy. Barry's dog - who he lovingly calls
"S**tbag!" Apparently, everyone knows her from Griffith to Willbriggie.
4. Sir Norm. A vet' from Korea and 'Nam, who was
knighted for his service in the airforce in a
courageous act (saving some US soldiers who were
surrounded by the VC, by ditching his plane straight
into the enemy). He sustained 2 bayonet wounds
which he proudly showed us. He has also cycled round
Australia 7 times since then (see pick coming soon).
He is now 72 years old. Suspected heart attack whilst
picking - went home early (by bike).
After picking we were taken in and given a good feed
and lots of homebrew, by Kerry and Gary Shearer, our
adoptive parents for the weekend. There?s only oneKerry Shearer!
After 10 days of picking, the grapes ran out, and so
did we. Next stop was Adelaide with a few extra hard
earned bucks. We immediately set out looking for a
car and ended up buying a Holden Kingswood - 6
cylinder, 3.3 litre engine, goes like stink and smells
like it, and looks like it. (Affectionately known as
"The Turd".)
You are all cordially invited to its
30th Birthday party in June - we will bake a cake, a Chocolate one of
course.
Stayed in a really nice hostel, apart from the owners.
who were very strict - worse than living at home.
Quote "Things haven't been the same since those
backpackers came here". Bumped into Jamie from
Sydney and also hooked up with Bentley for a quick
game of pool and a cold one. Felt like old times. We
then set out for the Great Ocean Road and Melbourne
somewhat sceptically in The Turd........
Griffith, NSW Posted Sunday, February 18, 20013:45 GMT by James
We?re in some small farm town picking grapes at 77
cents a bucket, so there won?t be any updates for a
while. Just wanted to quickly say, that if sending any
parcels/letters to Sydney, we are not there any more,
and they only hang on to mail for a month, so please
wait a while if anyone is sending anything, since we
won?t be back for over a month - make sure a returnaddy is on it too!
CBD, Sydney Posted Thursday, February 1, 20010:36 GMT by James
Well, we?re still here.... Dan is Mr Paralegal and Ezzy
has been employed a few times and then got the sack
or been ejected due to a personality defect. Tool. We
now have an Irish guy in our dorm who we think is an
action man with no genitalia due to the fact that he
Pulls his pants up so high that it would critically injure
most men (see Dan?s attempt at this on himself in the
Pics2 page!) He also sleeps until 3.00 pm because he
Doesn't get in from his continuous "nights on the
razzle" until 6.30 am waking us all up with a
conversation so loud it's surprising the whole hostel
can?t hear his boring stories. He also has an annoying
habit of saying...."How's Things?" Every time he sees
you and in such a way that you can't understand so
have to keep answering ...."what?" And then he says "How's things?"
Again....sad.
Me and Dan have been playing football with the long
term residents of the hostel...which now include us.
Ezzy found an olympic size swimming pool over by
Hyde Park so we?ve been going there a bit recently
too. Last weekend we tried to watch the Opera in
the Park but it rained so hard that everyone took
shelter in the portaloos - sadly the opera didn?t even
start and had to be called off because the stage got
flooded and they "lost audio 'n visual!" In the words of a nearby stage
hand.
A few days ago two big butch German girls moved in
(Obviously lesbos) and we were pretty scared that
they were going to beat us up in the night just for
laughs. Unfortunately they left yesterday morning and
there was no action either way.
A lot of the regulars from the hostel are moving on.
Tonight I'm checking out a house that we might move
into. Or I might just go fruit picking. Who knows...
but I think I can safely say Sydney is wearing on us all.
We'll try and make the updates a bit more regular infuture.
CBD, Sydney Posted Tuesday, January 16, 20012:11 GMT by dan
We are now staying in the classy part of Sydney, the
Central Business District under the illusion that it
would be easy to get work here. No such luck, all
the Uni students are on summer vacation and have
nicked all the jobs (but I got one - looks as J & Ezzy
are gonna be picking oranges!). After we said
goodbye to FJ and his crew we got on the boat to
Manly Beach, a northern suburb. Found out there
was no accommodation, and couldn't be bothered
to go back to the city, so we spent half the night on
the beach, then upgraded to the benches in luxurious
Manly Cricket Oval. It was cold. Spent a few days on
the beach, got sun burn, and watched ladies' beach
volleyball championships. They were all good. At
volleyball that is. Impressions of Sydney so far?
Best totty in the world.
Kings Cross, Sydney, Australia Posted TuesdayJanuary 2, 2001 11:12 GMT by
james
We got to Sydney on the 29th December. It's a
little bit cooler than Bali - which is nice - but it's
still warm. We heard all about the snow - Unlucky!
Our hostel is nice, we're living in a dorm room with 3/5/7
(we're not exactly sure) other people from Japan, one of
which we call FJ (Fat Jap) because his mates go out and
leave him asleep in his towel nappy, waking every 5
minutes to take a drag on his ever present rollie.
It really comes alive here at night time, with karaoke on
one side of us (which you can hear through the wall),
a live sex show on the other (which sadly you can't) and
a drug dealer just outside the door (for convenience). I
think Cooper would like it here. Unfortunately, we're
moving to Manly for a bit tomorrow, so we can't take
advantage of these public amenities.
New Year's Eve was good and included lots of fireworks,
but would have been greatly improved it alcohol had
been allowed. However, we did manage to find some to
kick the night off. Dan took his old soft drink cup back
to Burger King half full of gin to get a refill with Sprite.
Ezzy did this three times (-Pikey) and is still using the
same cup he bought 4 days ago! Have you noticed
Burger King share prices fall yet?
By the way.... we now all have a mailing address:
James C Mellor/Daniel J Winter/Michael O Esbesterall at:
Poste RestanteGPO310 George StreetSydney 2000Australia
So we now EXPECT mail from everyone. Until next
time - all the best for the year 2001!
Legian, Bali Posted Tuesday, December 26, 200012:04 GMT by ezzy
Due to difficulties in pronouncing Dan's name the
locals call him 'Tangs'. This includes Lis who took a
shine to him while we were at Sanur (and stalked him
for the rest of our stay - she wanted to marry him).
On Friday, we took a day trip to see some of the
island, driven by Agung, the boss-eyed head of the
Balinese mafia who had a terminal phlegm problem
(he kept on coughing and spitting inside the van). In
addition he seemed to have a fear of changing out of
1st gear, although he did like to play chicken with the
oncoming drivers. Agung always won. Locals seem
to use the horn as a mark of homage to Agung,
beeping him liberally for no apparent reason (in his
view). We went to loads of places including a local
dance performance, a volcano, a cock fight andsome rice terraces.
Left Sanur on Saturday to come to Legian (where
crazy Danish guy has made another appearance,
only we couldn't talk to him as he was on a bike at
the time). Spent Christmas Eve shopping for
presents for each other, and went to a big surfers
hangout, Tubes, in the evening. Dude.
Got up on the 25th, went swimming in the pool,
finished our shopping (spent UKP2.50 each) and
wrapped the gifts in the local free newspaper.
Opened our presents about 10 mins later, then
headed down to the beach for some sun and
swimming (and to get harassed to buy local junk).
Came back and went for our 3 course Christmas
dinner (a WHOLE half baby duckling, with all the
traditional trimmings of 3 blocks of pumpkin,
beansprouts, rice and some chilli stuffing, followed
by some raw, uncooked, rubber Christmas pudding),
which all made for an interesting experience. The
meal was complemented by the atmosphere - an
empty restaurant and a local singing cheesy Xmastunes.
We have 2 more days lounging on the beach here,
and then we head off to Sydney - we have just heard
that we have somewhere to stay!
Sanur, Bali Posted Tuesday, December 19, 200013:43 GMT by dan
We are in Sanur now, a beach town in southern Bali.
It seems to have gotten even hotter so we have taken
to doing bugger all, just sleeping, eating and having
a few beers. Had our first drinking sesh for 3 weeks
last night, we all got quite drunk on a shamefully
small quantity of beer. Some things never change!
The people seem quite friendly here, but they do
hassle you a lot on the beach. Someone wanted to
cut James' hair and another felt I needed a manicure
and pedicure. No one wants to touch Ezzy's feetthough.
Singapore Posted Friday, December 15, 200012:37 by james
We left Kuala Lumpur and went to Malaka by coach,
where we spent 2 nights and met a crazy Danish
guy. Then we jumped on another coach down to
Singapore, only to find the crazy Danish guy in the
same guesthouse! It's all really Christmassy here
with lots of decorations and Carol singers with big
Afros. Prices have pretty much doubled once we
crossed the border from Malaysia, which means
we've still not had a good drink since Thailand.
There's not really much to see in Singapore unless
you have lots of money to shop 'till you drop - we
don't. We're leaving for Bali on the 17th December
for some sun, sand, surf....and more surf. Sorry about
the boring update, but it's been boring. Laters.
Kuala Lumpur Posted Friday, December 8, 200016:30 GMT by dan
Malaysia is trapped in 1984 - the Mullet is king, and
shell suits are cutting edge. We have photographic
evidence! They don't do things by halves in KL. Not
only have they got the longest hair styles, they've only
gone and built the tallest building in the world, the
Petronas Twin Towers, where we had a good look
round today. And it is. Tall. The rest of the day was
spent buying pirate music CDs and Video CDs for a
quid or two each. We are staying in a backpackers
hostel that costs 2 quid a night and is run by a Malaysian
called Vince (who is surprisingly mulletless). Need
I say more? We (that's me and James) are in a Cyber
Cafe at 12.25 am writing e-mails and doing the site
because the city goes all Muslim on a Friday night and
there is nowhere to buy beer.
Jarentut, Malaysia Posted Monday, December 4, 200014:26 GMT by james
We got a train from Kota Bahru this morning - an express
one which took 5 and a half hours. But it was comfortable
and had air-conditioning. Cost us Rm 20 - about 4 pounds.
We're now in Jerantut, a very small town which is the
gateway to the national park rain forest, which is at least
3 hours boat ride upstream to the main HQ. We're going
to stay at a place further up than that called Nusa Camp
for two nights. We leave for there tomorrow morning.
Right now we're staying in a real cheap hostel and the
owner (Mr Tan) is very knowledgeable about the
National Pak and organizes it all for us. Plus he is
genuine and not trying to rip us off like all the Thais
seem to do. Next destination is KL. Anyway...you'll
hear about it soon... Oh, we really need to do some
washing big time...hand washing really doesn't cut it
and clothes never get dry due to the humidity.
Koh Lanta Posted Tuesday, November 28, 200013:39 GMT by dan
We are now in Koh Lanta, an island just off the main
coast of Thailand. We spent 3 nights in Koh Phi Phi
in a shed all sharing one bed with numerous roaches,
lizards and one rather large sea crab. The hut was on
stilts and moved so much we all got sea sick. A
sharp contrast to where we are now, a luxury bungalow
with air conditioning on the beach for only 4 quid each.Not bad.
Today is our last day here before we move on to Krabi
early in the morning. We had some death defying
thrills today as we hired motorbikes to explore the
island. Thais don't drive all that well, but I think we
were worse. But is was worth it cos we got some
great views and had a whole beach to ourselves.
Only regret is that we are now completely crispy withsunburn.
Missing England lots, honest!
Koh Phi Phi Posted Friday, November 24, 20008:37 GMT by james
We've heard it's been rainy like this for ages and
everyone keeps saying it gets better next week and
it apparently doesn't get better each week! We're off
to Koh Lanta Sunday morning for a night and then to
Krabi - probably Railey Beach for a night or two
before we head down South to Malaysia andSingapore somehow.
Internet access here in the island is a plenty. Weird
considering where we are, and the rate is 3 baht a
minute, which reminds me I been on here over half
an hour, so I'm gonna get off and go buy a new t-shirt
I been wearing the same one for the whole journey here.Yuk.
Leaving Posted Monday, November 20, 20008:24 GMT by james
We're leaving today - night flight to Bankok........
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