Can't break free from the things that you do....I wanna run but I'll walk back to you, that's why I hate myself for loving you!
My cats' favorite song. In fact, whenever I sing it to her she promanades around the living room as if she owns the place.
Do any of you remember the Stephen King movie where the cat could steal your souls by sucking it through your mouth when you sleep? I am sure that is her idea of a good time. In fact I am sure she would LOVE to suck my soul and give herself another life. I hate her.
I recently found out that the world is not Flat.
Reason for my bad mood?
Online PC places like this SHITHOLE do not give a damn about paying customers and think that customers like me that place orders love to wait and wait for our pruduct while they continue banking on my money they have already charged to my card.
So, I decided to give them a jingle this morning and express my displeasure for them making me wait. I was greeted on the phone by someone that clearly was making excuses for every single question I asked. It went something like this:
Me: Hi. I ordered a system from you guys. It is to be used as a kick-ass game server for the faithful followers of T.K.G. Cause they rule!
Me: Let me explain. I built and ordered a system through your website Monday morning at 5:30 A.M. It is now Friday at 10:00. I still have yet to even receive one email telling me my order has shipped.
Salesperson: What is your order number?
Salesperson: Ohh...I see. You actually ordered more than one thing from us. These type of orders can take 24-72 hours. This is because it actually requires us to count more than one item and figure out how to arrange the odd-shaped parts into a cardboard box.
Me: Let me get this straight. It is going on 5 days since I placed my order, and you have not even yet begun to ship it? Hmm....this would not be the typical "Lets get web orders then place the order for our parts that way we do not have to carry an inventory and we basically just pick up all of the profit in between".
Me: Jesus god in heaven!!! My gamers and I want their new server!!!!!! Ship it to me!!!
Salesperson: We must have a bad connection, I can barely hear you.
Me: I swear, I will sick the legions of loyal T.K.G. followers after your company if you do not help me out in some way!!
Salesperson: The Kernal Group? Investment Firm?
Me: No you moronic assfuck! A lowly online gaming website catering to loyal gamers that play on it's hosted server. The kinda of server I'm buying from you guys!
Salesperson: What was your order number again?
Salesperson: Checking...Checking...Checking...Well, our website says 24-72 hours for shipping. And even though you ordered it before we even opened up for business on Monday, we start the timer countdown from the next business day when you placed the order.
Me: I hate you guys.
Salesperson: Thank you for shopping with us!!
Me: There is no god.
Bascically, I planned to have the new server in place by today, not praying to a ficticious god that it will even be shipped my Monday.
I encourage all of you to EMAIL THEM and reference order number SW-217492
and show your displeasure for their lack of quality customer service and their lack to provide us our equipment in a timely fashion.