God Damn, ain't Hincapie a fucking retard?
Way to loose count of how many people are in the break.
Dumbass thought he was in for a medal, thought he'd win the
As the story goes, Lance bridged up to the group contianing
Georgie Boy. Lance asks Georgie the usual stuff, hows the
legs, anyone up the road? At which point, Hincapie says
something like, "We're the lead group, and Duuude, we are
Soooo gonna medal. Podium, Duuuude! Podium!".
There is, in fact, riders off the front. Three riders, a
group with Jan Ullrich in it, no less, has gotten away during
some moment of inattention by the US squad, and has a gap of
over a minute. A gap that cannot, will not be closed.
you think our boys in blue would fucking keep an eye on
someone as dangerous as Ullrich? I think Hincapie's head is
filled with rocks.
Say it in the forum.
Sept 28 1:43 pm
went to the dentist today? Three cavaties. Fuck me. I guess I
shouldn't wait five years between visits.
Looks like I'll be working at Domenic's Cycling Imports.
Again. Monday. Sucking dick for beer money. At least my
friends still work there.
Domenic's already fired me twice. What'd ya think, third
time the charm? This time I think I'll have to burn the
fucking place to the ground.
Ya'll like those Master Card things? I do.
Just click to enlarge.
Sept 27 11:30 am
met up with the Randini last night. Not so great in the State
There's not much glory in chasing down breaks and forcing
splits, but someone has to do it.
such is life...
Looks like Randini may become the new roommate around here.
Promises to be a drunken disaster. Like this,
Gotta call Titus today.
Looks like they actually might hire my fat ass. Either that,
or third times the charm at DCI. God Damn it all just sucks
Ever ride a fixed gear? It made my legs feel like jello.
Say it in the forum.
Sept 26 4:32 pm
|Another day, another fucking dollar. Big deal. Yee
Look at porn here,
Do you like
looking at my crotch?
The hockey jersey, the fucked up hair...Whats with
Sept 25 3:30 pm
thing I want to know is how Big Gay Randy placed yesterday. I
tried a web search and got this. I
can't just ask him, because that fucker is in Las Vegas, on
the company dollar, getting drunk as hell and having boobs
smashed in his face at some strip club. That bastard.
Sept 24, 10:04 pm
out to McDowell Mtn. Park today. Rode the Pimberton loop.
Fucking stupid hot. Supposed to be the third day of fall. Not
in this hell. Look at the forecast
for the next few days.
I think the best part about riding is getting to eat half a
pizza and sleep for two hours afterwards. Got a nice sunburn,
always fun...where is fall. Look at how nice it is here.
What the fuck is this about? I’m
Big Jonny you asshole!
Johan Museeuw had a few choice words this week, "I hope to
cross the line of a big race with my arms in the air again
next season, preferably a classic," he said. How the hell can
you not love a guy like that? How many times can he almost
die? Read more here.
News tomorrow on if Big Gay Randy is our new State Champ,
or if he flatted and finished 91st. Like he did at the Gila Time
Sept 23, 4:30 pm
go. My new website. I got it all. My whole world is here. I
got bikes. I got boobs. And, I got beers. What else could you
ask for? I sit around in this stupid desert heat surfing the
net, looking at naked
chicks, and waiting for it to cool the fuck off for
awhile. We all need something, and right now I need a beer, or
ten. I can't fucking stand it sometimes.
So what? We’ll see how this goes for awhile. This is my
first stab at a website. God knows it won’t be the last.
Lately I’ve been riding a single speed over anything else in
the bike armada. Why? Because everything else suck ass, that’s
why! Less gears more beers. Post something on the message board.
Entertain me already you lazy stupid fuck.
Anyone want to give me $1600??? It’ll go towards a good
cause. Namely, this.
No, how about you give my fat lazy unemployed ass a job?
So, what’s your wu
name? Keep the rubber side down.