The statement on cocaine use should end all the speculation. The governor is not going to play the media's games. He's not going to tell anything. That's it. That's all. End of story. Note to Bush Campaign Lawyers: We make no wild accusations on the page so don't bother threatening us like you have other sites. Remember, your candidate says he is against civil litigation.
In the News is our section of news stories we would like to see. Remember that this is a parody site before you read these articles! A special note to Bush Campaign lawyers: We clearly state in each article that the contents are false.
Visit Dear George W., and you will find fake letters to our favorite candidate and see replies. In the coming months we will attempt to answer your questions, in our own special way.
We now have a bookstore for all you political junkies out there. We have scoured the virtual shelves of Amazon.com® for books and videos dealing with the governor and the issues he avoids. If you don't like our recommendations, you can always click on the link and browse the bookstore for yourself.
Find out who's giving what to whom. Use the handy database supplied by www.OpenSecrets.org to search for donors in your zip code or state. Look for Bush supporters, or make your very own enemies list when you find those closet Democrats in your neighborhood!
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