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Shadowrun player/fanatic, Mets fan, online editor, and sarcastic wit More fascinating than "When Animals Attack" Things to make you go "Awwwww!": the true tale of my engagement Triumph at the Arc de Triomphe with Ken and Judy

	Born:	August 6, 1960, in New York City
	Fled:	Staten Island in 1994, merely steps ahead of the torch-wielding peasants
	Status:	Happily married; politically agitated
	Previously Worked for:	"The Wild Wild Web" and Marvel Comics
	Believes in:	The theory of hypnotic devolution, as posed in "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"
	Repeatedly Watches:	"Adventures of Robin Hood," "Alien," "Attack of the 50-Foot Woman"
	Once Legally Threatened by:	Spelling Entertainment over the Melrose Place Recaps
	Got Revenge by:	Appearing in Time Magazine
	Exalts:	Gillian Anderson and the coffee maker