Hi! This is my Web site, where you can learn all about ME but I don't have to meet you -- because who knows, you could be someone who wears sweaters with cat hair all over them and has conditioner buildup.

Neil from homeroom helped me with the numerology or whatever. Now I realize the Internet isn't just weirdo creeps in chat rooms and showoff girls with cameras in their bedrooms who let people watch them do embarrassing things like put on zit makeup. There's lots of stuff you can buy and cute pictures of guys!



Makeover | Poetry | Sounds | Wallpaper

Click here for personalized beauty advice from me!

Poetry is really easy to do, it makes you seem deep, and sometimes it counts as extra credit. Here are some of my poems:

"TO THE FRY"

"THE DREAM"

"SHOP"



More insightful observations from me! (Read instructions here.)


Since I don't have the time to be friends with everyone who wants to be friends with me, you can listen to me talk and make believe I know who you are.

1. Fashion is fun and everythingPC | mac
2. You could like see her brain.PC | mac
3. Why do I bother talking to you?PC |mac
4. Me me me mePC | mac
5. Oh, the humanity.PC | mac
6. I'm so humiliated!PC | mac


Use these to decorate your screen. It'll cheer you up when you have to do homework about depressing things like war.

1. Smiley faces PC | mac
2. Hand mirror PC | mac
3. My organizer PC | mac
4. Gumball machine PC | mac
5. Stuffed animals in my room PC | mac
6. Charge card PC | mac


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