nothing we here at PQ love more than getting reader feedback
on everything we do here. Well, okay, that's not quite true
-- we love making fun of reader feedback even more. And that's
why we have the PQ Mailbag! Read what your fellow gamers think
of the hard-hitting editorials, the probing interviews, and
the illegal pictures we post regularly in the PQ
July 28, 2001January 19, 2001
QCon is Coming! QCon is Coming!
July 20, 2001
PQ Mailbag, part of this balanced breakfast.
June 29, 2001
Last time was beefy, this time we're lean.
June 23, 2001
"Hit's at Any Cost", and Deathmatch Classic for Half-Life.
June 9, 2001
Q & A
May 25, 2001
Housekeeping, may I help j00?
May 19, 2001
Ash takes the helm for a new PlanetQuake mailbag.
April 27, 2001
So what about those factory levels? Bane or treat?
April 6, 2001
The latest Rants N'Raves feature about sexist gamers brought in lots feedback.
March 30, 2001
Comments about the Counterstrike CPL, ..::LvL PlanetQuake Map Pack #1, and more.
March 23, 2001
After a week off, the mailbag is large and in charge.
March 9, 2001
A week of general feedback, and Demonwench being particularly fiesty.
March 2, 2001
Now about those team switchers...
February 23, 2001
Some general feedback, Pappy helps the masses, and is Demonwench a brit?
February 16, 2001
It's about the nastiness in nicks, Pappy-R's expert advice, and Demonwench's third page.
February 9, 2001
This week's Rants N'Raves feature and Editorial brought in tons of feedback.
February 2, 2001
Demonwench and Pappy-R bring on the good and the bad from PQ's Feedback mailbox.
A little bit of a slow week on feedback still leaves us with enough for a mailbag.
January 12, 2001
New and improved! Now with 55% more Pappy!
December 8, 2000
December 1, 2000
A hearty helping of Thanksgiving leftovers
November 17, 2000
The Third Page Takes Over!
November 10, 2000
Everybody Was BFG Fighting...
November 3, 2000
Show Us Your Gauntlets!
October 27, 2000
October 20, 2000
Demonwench Camps The Mailbag!
October 13, 2000
Friday the 13th & Freaky-l33ts
October 6, 2000
Get The Point?
September 22, 2000
Now With Added "Generations"!
September 15, 2000
Boot To The Head!
September 8, 2000
Lee'Mon, L33t'M0n, Letters, and Llamas!
September 1, 2000
Spyke's Last Mailbag!
August 25, 2000
Not Going Back, Leftover Gibs, Generations / Stupidity!
August 11, 2000
Female Tourneys, Leftover Gibs, Stupidity!
August 4, 2000
The Two Page All Leftover Gibs Issue!
July 28, 2000
Where The Cool Mods Are, Generations/Leftover Gibs, Clownage!
July 21, 2000
Girl Gaming, Silly Mods, Leftover Gibs!
July 14, 2000
Hellchick Ruins The Mailbag!
July 7, 2000
One Man Moddage, Leftover Gibs, Miscellany!
June 30, 2000
Story Engine, Novel Talk/Leftover Gibs, Praise & Poetry!
June 23, 2000
Fandom Flames, Story Time/Leftover Gibs, Incoherence!
June 16, 2000
Pro Mode, A New Name, STFU Page!
June 9, 2000
Quake != Dead, Q&C;, Dumbness!
June 1, 2000
Dead Quake, Steed/Doom, Q&C;!
May 26, 2000
Spheres, L33t'M0n, More Super Happy Fun!
May 19, 2000
2 Pages! Gauntlet and Questions Answered!
May 12, 2000
Good Maps, Q&C;, Super Happy Fun Page!
May 5, 2000
Roots, Questions & Comments, Crushes on Hellchick!
April 28, 2000
Missin' Pack, Gauntlet, Questions & Comments Return!
April 21, 2000
Single Player, The Gauntlet, and Bad Hellchick Pt. 2!
April 14, 2000
Netiquette, Gauntlets, and Bad Hellchick!
April 7, 2000
Games Kids Play, Funk, and April Fools!
March 31, 2000
Evil Hellchick Comandeers the Mailbag
March 24, 2000
Saving Quake, The Gauntlet, and Stuff!
March 17, 2000
Wonka Bars, Questions and Comments, h4x0r4g3!
March 10, 2000
Lee'Mon Rides Again, Questions/Comments, Song!
March 3, 2000
Q3A ?= SDK, Duck Hunt 2K, and The Usual Goodness
February 25, 2000
Q3 As A Platform, Hardcoreness, and Pictures!
February 18, 2000
Talkin' 'Bout Generations, Questions, and STFUing!
February 11, 2000
Questions and Comments!
February 4, 2000
Bigotry, Questions, Open Source Mods!
January 28, 2000
Cinema, Bigotry and Mods!
January 21, 2000
Needing Speed, Questions, and Profoundness!
January 14, 2000
Foxing, Idiots and Failed Pics!
January 7, 2000
Miscellaneous Debris Once Again
End of the world mailbag!
Miscellaneous Odds & Ends; Christmas Greetings
CD-Keys, Redesign, and Paradoxism!
Letter Shortage, Picfulness, and Redesign!
NIMF, The Hurtfulness, and Railhead!
Violent Gamers, Going Home, and Failed Pics..
Purists, Puritans, and Failed Pics.
Spyke's First Mailbag! LANs, Incoherency, and Coherency.
LAN's end, No more grapple gripe, and plagiarism.
FPS wars, More grapple gripe, and some nice poetry.
More Grapple shite, Pixels/Texels, Railgun mystery.
AWOL Mailbag, Jailbreak, HPB's!
Age and maturity, ass whiping.
Hitler, smack talk, camping.
Delayed by QuakeCon 99.
Dorka dorka dorkachu!
Two mailbags in three days
Something completely different.
Pictures of John Tesh and the Yeti.
Q3A impressions, 3DFX, hot steamy teen sex (not really)!!
More Generations, and some other thingys.
Generations, shotguns, fashion.
EULA 2, Doom 2000 2, & more!
EULA, Doom 2000, and debris.
Jar Jar, L33T D00Ds, and Doom2000
Q3Test, ratings, Matrix Quake, etc.
Lawsuits, The Matrix, and more.
Box Sizes, Less is More, Pic of the Day, etc.
So many to fool, so little time to do it...
Huh? Oh, sorry, I was asleep...
What a senseless waste of human life...
Attack of the 30 Foot Newbies.
I'm still here. More or less.
Gestalt is released back into the community after his brutal
assault on his computer last weekend...
Gah! I can't take this much longer...
"Come and see the vilence inherent in the system! Help! Help!
I'm being repressed!"
The Mailbag switches to Sunday to take on a more religious
tone as evidence of God playing Thief : The Dark Project is
uncovered. Plus violence in computer games, point releases,
and the games that are on your hard drives.
Of course video games don't cause vilence you f*cking moron.
Come back here while I'm still talking to you or I'll beat
the f*cking cr*p out of you. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
A funky drunken monkey is rehabilitated into society, plus
getting the horn, customization (is that even a word?), and
a song of remembrance for Quake II.
Iraq's secret weapons deal with the Makron is revealed, plau
Quake Lithium Arena, more funky music, the usual procession
os idiots, and Thief, the game that's already robbed me of
$3 and several hours...
With Gestalt soaking up monitor radiation (and beer) at a
bit UK LAN party this weekend, the mailbag is donated to a
Does it really matter how we pronounce gib? Do I really care
if you think those small chunks of meat are named after a
member of the Bee Gees, and not giblets like everyone else
(including John Carmack) believes? Can't we all just agree
Another batch of mail about the future of the Quake community
in the face of the current glut of first person shooters,
plus the usual freak mails, bandwidth blues, rodent hygiene
and the one true pronunciation of "gib".
The usual gibberish.
The answer to gibs, the universe and everything? 42 of course.
There is no end to the patch war in sight.
Trick or Treat! It's the Gestalt Halloween mask. Plus the
return of V/UrD M45Ta, magic grenades, the stupid answer to
life the universe and everything. Oh, and Patches .. again.
There's a suprise...
Mailbag v3.22 was released today, fixing some video problems
with previous releases and including a new Shut The FAQ Up.
Please note this is just an alpha patch and probably still
has some bugs in it, not to mention funky drunken monkeys
and rotting banana skins...
What, none of you know David Holmes? Jeezus .. uncultured
yobs. Oh well. This week we have plenty of gutter-level action,
including butt cam jokes and the magic words "anal seepage".
Like me mate Paul says - Wwe got warez, we got siamese monkeys,
we ot, we got good whores man, we got fine whines to hook
up with, we got the best crack, we got ROCK, we got captain
chrunch .. we got everything you want man."
OEM ShareWarez version is out!
But don't even think about asking me where to find it...
Pitch your tent, whip out your rocket launcher, it's time
to go camping! This week campers stage a sit-in protest at
the Mailbag, while the funky drunken monkeys are reclaimed
from lost property, Immortal and Kimble grag it out, and Fragmaster
comes out of retirement to show why he's no longer Content
You all cheated on last week's homework, so as punishment
you have to read through this week's mailbag in it's entirety.
Pay close attention - I'll be asking questions later.
Gestalt returns from ECTS with a bog of goodies and a hangover
to end the world, only to find that his funky drunken monkeys
have been taken hostage.
With Gestalt on his wat to ECTS and the funky drunken monkeys
impounded by customs, the last best hope for Mailbag was ..
Fargo. This is a dark, dark day indeed...
Air control confusion, more llamas, hardware addiction, the
right to ramble, shirtless fat slobs, and a lost psalm from
the Quaker's Bible...
Fruitcake. Lots of it. In nice slices. With a dash of funky
monkeys, llamas, squirrels and a nice little pharmaceuticals
plant .. sorry .. weapons factory for Bill and the boys to
play with. Be good now.
Does anyone actually read this description? Do you ever read
it and think "oh, cool, I must read Mailbag this week"?
Or do you just get the hell on with it? do you even notice
if what I write here bears any similarity whatsoever to what's
actually in the Mailbag that week?
Answers on the back of a postcard to the usual
Clan Nine From Outer Space, overdosing on the Lithium, capturing
the winning team, and shutting the f*ck up...
Weapon (im)balance, mod author motivation, another bottle
of Lithium, CTF llamas, transvestites, a short sharp Shut
The F*ck up, and goat blowers...
Beta testing, weird mod ideas, Lithium servers from hell,
cable modems (again), crack pipes, and another dose of spam.
Enter at own risk - Mailbag may damage your health.
Feedback from last seek's Patchwork Quake editorial, plus
Catch The Chicken, cable modems, ADSL, spam, abusive readers,
spam, eggs, spam, beans, sausage, spam and spam...
Before Gestalt left for a weekend in Yorkshire, he left this
important message for you!
Quake and Quake II square up for a low dirty fight, cable
modems and ADSL, patching the patch, Quake Arena (again),
some guy who thinks Quake is just a game (hah!), whining about
whiners, a Paul Steed impersonator and Fargo gets down to