BTW: Vielen Dank an Boris Piwinger, von dem diese Zusammenstellung ursprünglich stammt!
Vorsicht beim Download: lange Tabelle (über 250 Abkürzungen), kann in der Darstellung unter Umständen etwas länger dauern.
| AAMOF | as a matter of fact |
| ADN | any day now |
| AFAIC | as far as I'm concerned |
| AFAIK | as far as I know |
| AFAICS | as far as I can see |
| AFK | away from keyboard |
| AISI | as I see it |
| AIUI | as I understand it |
| AKA | also known as |
| ANFSCD | And now for something completely different... |
| ASAP | as soon as possible |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are we going to have to go through all this again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are we going to have to go through this again? |
| AYOR | at your own risk |
| BAK | back at keyboard |
| BBL | be back later |
| BCNU | be seein' you |
| BF | boyfriend |
| BFN | bye for now |
| BOT | back on topic |
| BRB | be right back |
| BSF | but seriously folks |
| BST | but seriously though |
| BTA | but then again |
| BTAIM | be that as it may |
| BTDT | been there done that |
| BTHOM | Beats the hell outta me! |
| BTSOOM | Beats the shit out of me! |
| BTW | by the way |
| BTWBO | Be there with bells on. |
| BYKT | But you knew that |
| CMIIW | Correct me if I'm wrong |
| COTFLGOHAHA | Crawling on the floor laughing guts out and having a heart attack |
| CU | See you |
| CU2 | See you, too |
| CUA | commonly used acronym(s) OR common user access |
| CUA | commonly used acronym |
| CUL | See you later. |
| CUL8R | See you later. |
| CWYL | Chat with you later. |
| CYA | Cover your ass |
| CYL | See you later |
| D&C | Duck and cover |
| DILLIGAD | Do I look like I give a darn?! |
| DILLIGAF | Do I look like I give a fuck! |
| DNPM | darn near pissed myself |
| DWISNWID | Do what I say not what I do. |
| DYHWIH | Do you hear what I hear? |
| DYJHIW | Don't You just hate it when... |
| E2EG | ear to ear grin |
| EOD | End of discussion |
| EOF | end of file |
| ESAD | Eat shit and die! |
| ESAL | Eat shit and live! |
| ESOSL | Endless snorts of stupid laughters |
| ETLA | extended three letter acronym |
| FAFWOA | for a friend without access |
| (Blush-blush really dumb question coming up) | |
| FIFO | first in first Out |
| FITB | Fill in the blank. |
| FITB | Fill in the blank. |
| FOAD | Fuck off and die. |
| FOAF | friend of a friend |
| FOAFOAG | father of a friend of a girlfriend |
| FOAG | father of a girlfriend |
| FOC | free of charge |
| FTASB | faster than a speeding bullet |
| FTL | faster than light |
| FU | fucked up |
| FUBAR | fucked up beyond all recognition |
| FUBB | fouled up beyond belief |
| FUD | (spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation |
| FWIW | for what it's worth |
| FYI | for your information |
| FYE | for Your entertainment |
| FYI | for your information |
| GA | go ahead |
| GAFIA | get away from it all (SF-CON expression originall) |
| GAL | get a life |
| GF | girlfriend |
| GFAK | go fly a kite |
| GGN | gotta go now |
| GIGO | garbage in, garbage out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I wish I'd said that. |
| GR&D | grinning, running & ducking |
| GOK | God only knows |
| GTFOOMF | Get the fuck out of my face. |
| HAK | hugs and kisses |
| HOMPR | Hang on, mobile phone's ringing. |
| HSIK | How should I know? |
| HTH | hope this helps |
| HWS(PEST) | husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing) |
| IAC | in any case |
| IAE | in any event |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA) |
| IANALBIPOOTV | I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what it |
| IBC | inadequate, but cute |
| IBTD | I beg to differ. |
| IDGAD | I don't give a damn. |
| IDGAS | I don't give a shit. |
| IIRC | If I recall correctly |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink? |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I tell you what this means will you kiss me? |
| IITYWYBAB | If I tell you will you buy another beer? |
| IIWM | if it were me (mine) |
| ILIWTPCT | I love it when the plan comes together |
| ILSHIBAMF | I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture! |
| ILSHIBATF | I laughed so hard I broke all the furniture. |
| IMBO | in my biased opinion |
| IMCAO | in my completely arrogant opinion (Use for attracting flames!) |
| IMCO | in my considered opinion |
| IME | in My experience |
| IMHO | in my humble opinion |
| IMNSHO | in my not so humble opinion |
| IMO | in my opinion |
| INPO | in no particular order |
| IOW | in other words |
| ISTM | it seems to me |
| ISTR | I seem to recall |
| IYSWIM | If You see what I mean. |
| JAM | Just a minute. |
| KISS | keep it simple, stupid |
| LIFO | last in first out |
| LLTA | Lots and lots of thunderous applause! |
| LMAO | Laughing my ass off |
| LMFAO | Laughing my fucking ass off. |
| LOL | lots of luck or laughing out loud |
| LTIP | laughing til' I puke |
| MFG | more friendly garbage |
| MFTL | my favorite toy language |
| MHOTY | my hat's off to you |
| MMIF | my mouth is full |
| MTFBWY | May the force be with you! |
| MYOB | Mind your own business! |
| NALOPKT | Not a lot of people know that. |
| NBD | No big deal |
| NFI | no friggin' idea |
| NFW | no fucking way |
| NIMBY | not in my back yard |
| NRN | no reply necessary |
| NTL | nevertheless |
| NTTAWWT | not that there's anything wrong with that |
| OAO | over and out |
| OATUS | on a totally unrelated subject |
| OAUS | on an unrelated subject |
| OBTW | oh, by the way |
| OIC | Oh, I see! |
| ONNA | Oh no, not again! |
| ONNTA | Oh no, not this again! |
| OOTB | out of the box (brand new) |
| OOTC | obligatory on-topic comment |
| OTC | Over the counter |
| OTL | out to lunch |
| OTOH | on the other hand |
| OTOOH | on the other other hand |
| OTT | over the top |
| OTTH | on the third hand |
| OTTOMH | off the top of my head |
| OTTOMHAROOB | off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds |
| OTW | on the whole |
| OWTTE | or words to that effect |
| PD | public domain |
| PITA | pain in the ass |
| PMETC | Pardon me, etc. |
| PMFJI | pardon me for jumping in |
| PMIGBOM | Put mind in gear, before opening mouth! |
| PMYMHMMFSWGAD | Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn |
| POV | point of view |
| RAEBNC | Read and enjoyed, but no comment. |
| ROTBA | reality on the blink again |
| ROTFFNAR | roll(ing) on the floor for no apparent reason |
| ROTFL | roll(ing) on the floor laughing (also, ROF,L; ROFL) |
| ROTFLAHMS | ... and holding my sides |
| ROTFLBTC | ... biting the carpet |
| ROTFLBTCUTS | ...... unable to stop |
| ROTFLGO | ... guts out |
| ROTFLMAO | ... laughing my ass off |
| ROTFLOL | ... out loud |
| ROTFLOLVH | ... out loud very hard |
| ROTFTPOF | ... trying to put out flames |
| ROTFLSTC | ... scaring the cat |
| ROTFLTC | ... licking the glue |
| RSN | real soon now (which may be a long time coming) |
| RTFAQ | read the FAQ |
| RTFI | read the fucking instructions |
| RTFM | read the fucking manual |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RYFM | read your "fine" manual |
| SBCN | Sitting behind the computer naked. |
| SCNR | Sorry, couldn`t resist. |
| SHM | Shit happens, mate. |
| SICS | sitting in chair snickering |
| SIMCA | sitting in my chair amused |
| (for something not quite as funny as to deserve ROTFL) | |
| SITD | still in the dark |
| SMOP | small matter of programming |
| SNAFU | situation normal, all fucked up |
| SNR | signal to noise ratio |
| SO | significant other |
| SOI | stunk on ice |
| SYSOP | System operator |
| SYT | Sweet young thing |
| TANJ | there ain't no justice |
| TANSTAAFL | there ain't no such thing as a free lunch |
| TARFU | things are really fouled up |
| TGAL | think globally, act locally |
| THX | thanks |
| TIA | thanks in advance |
| TIC | tongue in cheek |
| TINALO | this is not a legal opinion |
| TINAR | This is not a recommendation |
| TINWIS | that is not what I said |
| TLA | three-letter acronym (such as this) |
| TNOTVS | theres nothing on TV so,.... |
| TNX | thanks |
| TPS(S) | this program sucks (severely) |
| TPTB | the powers that be |
| TRDMC | tears running down my cheeks |
| TSOHF | total sense of humor failure |
| TTBOMK | to the best of my knowledge |
| TTFN | ta ta for now |
| TTYL | talk to you later |
| TTYRS | talk to you real soon |
| TUFD | the user file died |
| TVM | thanks very much |
| TYCLO | Turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.) |
| TYVM | thank you very much |
| UBD | user brain damage |
| UTC | under the counter |
| UTT | under the table |
| VETLA | very enhanced TLA |
| VR | virtual reality |
| WAB? | What another bill? |
| WAG | wild ass guess |
| WAMKSAM | Why are my kids starring at me? |
| WDYMBT | What do you mean by that? |
| WGAS | Who gives a shit? |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle |
| WIBNI | would it be nice if |
| WMMOWS | Wash my mouth out with soap! |
| WNOHGB | where no one has gone before |
| WRT | with regard to |
| WT | without thinking |
| WTF | what the fuck |
| WTFDYTYA | Who the fuck do you think you are? |
| WTFWT | What the fuck was that? |
| WTH | what the hell |
| WTTM | without thinking too much |
| WWS | wife wants sex |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment? |
| WYTYSYDG | What you thought you saw, you didn't get. |
| YAOTM | yet another off-topic message |
| YHGASP | You have got a serious problem |
| YMMV | your mileage may vary |
| YSS | You suck severely |
| YWSYLS | You win some, you lose some |