VIAGRA – GOING WITH A BANG
The wonder medicine Viagra, the cure for brewer’s droop, the miracle which transformed tired businessmen into veritable Don Juan’s, the magic wand which transformed just another Monday into a starry, starry night for bored housewives has finally had its come-uppance: statistics.
HUNGARIANS DISCOVER LIFE ON MARS
A team of Hungarian scientists has declared that there is life on the Red Planet, after having examined pictures taken by the sound Mars Global Surveyor.
AMERICAN PRISONER LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SEND SPERM TO HIS WIFE BY MAIL
The American court of appeal allowed a prisoner to mail his sperm to his wife so that she could get pregnant with the help of external fertilization
US WOMAN’S ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF CONSTIPATION NEARLY COSTED HER LIFE
Who could have known that anti-constipation pastilles, which a 27-year-old US woman resident prudently brought along to Moscow, would so strongly resemble analgin which is a popular pain killer here in Russia. A poor woman had swallowed over 30 analgin pills before she realized her mistake.
STRIPTEASE ON TANK
It looks like in the tense Mideast situation there is room for odd things. The Washington Times newspaper quotes the Israeli news agency Itim as telling an unbelievable story (a Palestinian newspaper is ascribed authorship here, though)
IN DUBAI SWIMSUITS AND SWIMMING TRUNKS INTERDICTED
“Low of Proper Behaviour” has been put in force in one of the most advanced emirates – in Dubai. Though rules fixed in it seem rather to be a sign of backwardness.
VITAMIN C KILLS SMOKERS
Cigarettes and vitamin C are incompatible: big doses of this vitamin could be dangerous for smokers.
AIRPORTS IN THAILAND SCARE BIRDS OFF
The Thai authorities plan to install scarecrows at the international airport of Bangkok. The flocks of birds pose a real threat to the planes when taking off
MIND YOUR MOBILE PHONES AND HOLD YOUR COUGH: PIANIST MAY RUN AWAY AFTER 3D RING
Famous Hungarian pianist Andras Schiff refused to play to the rings of mobile phones, peeps of watches, and cough and sneezes of the audience as he was performing at the Edinburgh Art Festival.
”NIGHT FURY” STORED FIRST PRIVIES OF 13 WOMANIZERS IN FRIDGE
August 1999 in Bonn turned out hot and stuffy. Klaus Hinkel, a 30-year-old bachelor, going to bed, left his window wide open. He was not afraid to do so, although he lived on the 1st floor. But this time he had better watch out. He woke up with severe sharp pain.
KRASNODAR SURGEONS MADE A NOSE TO THEIR PATIENT OUT OF HIS BUTTOCKS
The plastic surgeons of the city of Krasnodar performed an operation to restore man’s nose which was bitten off by a dog. Instead of the severed nostril they produced the new one but it was made of a piece of patient’s buttocks
THAILAND – THE BEST PLACE TO CHANGE SEX
Thai doctor called upon the government of Thailand to advertise the country as the best place on the planet for changing sex. Like the doctor said Thailand had all conditions for that
SURFING PORNO SITES ON THE NET CAN DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR JOB
Serjio Savoja was a host of the talk-show on the RTSI radio station in the Swiss city of Lugano. Once he had an idea to devote one of his programs to the subject of pornography on the Internet
MANURE SMELLING BEER
There is the new beer available on the Orkney islands of Scotland – The Stone Age beer. The beer is of peculiar smell - it smells manure.
HOT ESTONIAN GUY FAILS TO BEAT WORD’S SEX RECORD
A 21-year-old Estonian who is believed to have the longest penis in Estonia, has failed to set a world record of “satisfying women.”
EVERYDAY LIFE OF THE ISS: CONTRA-SEX FOR ASTRONAUTS. IS THERE SEX IN THE ORBIT?
Now it looks like there is. It is not known, whether intimacy took place on board of ‘Mir’ space station. And it hardly will be known any time. It is not usual for Russians to speak aloud about sexual adventures. In the West it is another thing.
CRIMINAL AND VICTIM
What must be the penalty for a driver who run over a person that got as a result to hospital because of his leg’s fracture. Do not hasten to answer. This crime could be no crime at all, or... Let us see.
DRIVER MISSED BY SLEEPING ALL THE BEER
Workers of Internal Affairs Office of Kargad suspect of theft the whole male population of the city.
AND YOU CAN MARRY AGAIN!
In district hospital in village Yashkino in region of Kuznetsk Basin a unique procedure is being carried out since recent times. Local doctors state there has not been anything of the kind not only in hospitals of Kuznetsk Basin, but in all Russian clinics as well.
LEVI’S JEANS MAY CAUSE BREATHING PROBLEMS
Levi Strauss & Co. Company is going to recall a batch of its jeans because of the concern there is some harmful chemical on the denim which cause respiratory problems
MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO HER OWN DAUGHTER’S CHILD
Elena Vovchenko was born in Ukraine, in the city of Poltava. She was growing a merry, active girl. Once playing with her dolls she said to her parents: “When I grow up, I will have a lot of children!”. The fate had its own decision on the score
MONKEY AND COCONUT – THE SADDEST STORY EVER TOLD
Authorities of Thailand health resort Chon Buri supplicate tourists for not feeding monkeys of local reserve with open coconuts, stranno.km site reports. These “refreshments” could be even dangerous for monkeys.
FOOTBALL VICTORIES INCREASE MORNING AFTER PILLS SALES
Football for the Dutch is a love game. This was the conclusion made by the specialists of the Dutch pharmaceutical fund. In their words, when the national football team wins, the Dutch football fans become more sexually active
BIGFOOT’S FOOTPRINTS FOUND IN KYRGYZIA REPUBLIC
The frontier guard of the mountainous Aktalinsky district of the republic of Kyrgyzia found the footprints of the unknown man-like creature
TREES ALSO HAVE THEIR AIDS
Nearly 15,000 plants near the city of Pavlodar (the central-Asian republic of Kazakhstan) have died from cennogenosis, activists from the EKOM environmental organization assert. According to scientists, this fungous disease emerges after frequent droughts.
CHOCOLATE PREVENTS CARIES
According to the results of the latest research, chocolate prevents teeth from crumbing
MARATHON CAR RACE WITH NO MOTOR OIL TO ENTER RUSSIAN BOOK OF RECORDS
A unique car race will begin in Moscow on Tuesday. Four cars - BMW, Nissan, Gazel and LADA 2108 fitted out with a carburettor - are to cover 1,500 kilometers in Russia's European part (Moscow-St. Petersburg-Tver-Moscow) with a dry crankcase (with no motor oil). The race is to finish on August 31 in Moscow.
IN ANCIENT INDIA MEN COULD BEAR CHILDREN
Indian scientist Vinod Purani has made a sensational statement. The main idea is: men in ancient India could become pregnant and bear children!
BE CAREFUL WHEN TALKING OVER CELL PHONES IN TOILET ROOMS
A woman was talking on the cell phone right from the toilet room. For some reason she dropped the phone right in the hole of the w.c. pan
AMERICAN LIBERTY TRAMPLED UNDER FOOT OF FRENCHMAN
The man will be tried and probably imprisoned. For the time being, he is released after giving his written undertaking not to leave the place.